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Old 01-17-2014, 07:23 PM   #301
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Old 01-17-2014, 07:59 PM   #302
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:02 PM   #303
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Old 11-04-2014, 09:41 PM   #304
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Old 11-04-2014, 09:41 PM   #305
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Old 11-04-2014, 09:47 PM   #306
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Old 11-04-2014, 09:48 PM   #307
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Old 11-04-2014, 09:49 PM   #308
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When you start a conversation with someone and realize it's a continuation of a conversation from three years ago...it's been a while
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Old 11-05-2014, 06:40 PM   #309
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When you come back for the bazillionth time and you want to start a Thread called "remember when" so you can post all the silly things you suddenly remember
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Old 11-05-2014, 06:43 PM   #310
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...you remember Wayney's first crush.
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Old 11-05-2014, 06:44 PM   #311
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...you remember Wayney's first crush.
You remember Wayne's first 'sac' pic
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Old 11-05-2014, 06:46 PM   #312
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You remember Wayne's first 'sac' pic
That's the type of memory that must go in the furthest cavern of the brain.


Unfortunately the "sac" pics keep coming so we're fucked.
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Old 11-05-2014, 06:55 PM   #313
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When you stop looking to see who's on when you sign in.
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:07 PM   #314
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you stop picking up your dirty socks.
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:08 PM   #315
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When you post the weirdest thoughts and don't care..
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:15 PM   #316
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You have your people post for you cuz' you can't be bothered anymore. Reminds me, secretary take this note. We need to increase our laugh quota here by 14% Dictated but not read.
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Old 11-06-2014, 03:14 AM   #317
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You have a little smile to yourself when you see the same people chasing the poor newbies.
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Old 11-06-2014, 06:26 AM   #318
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Old 11-06-2014, 06:54 AM   #319
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The girls don't pounce on you as you enter the posts. Now it's just a "oh hey there!"
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Old 11-06-2014, 07:21 AM   #320
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Old 11-06-2014, 07:36 AM   #321
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when mods hover their finger above the infraction button when you log in
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Old 11-07-2014, 02:49 AM   #322
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Old 11-07-2014, 02:55 AM   #323
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Old 11-07-2014, 12:22 PM   #324
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Old 11-07-2014, 12:23 PM   #325
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