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Old 04-05-2011, 10:35 PM   #26
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Sneaky suggested to me the other night that I use it to put on really snug pants
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:40 PM   #27
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I rub it on my junk before I run to keep from getting all chappy...smooooooth sailin'
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:43 PM   #28
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well...

aw crap...wait...

I thought this was the 101 uses for JELLY...


damn.
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Old 04-06-2011, 08:55 AM   #29
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The KY Jelly spoof on SNL Saturday:
http://tv.popcrunch.com/snl-espn-cla...ionship-video/

"No foreplay today? Hey, that's okay!"

“Protect her from your girth with the greatest lube on earth.”

“When you’re seeing sparks where your penis parks.”

“Make a little room for Paco, put some sauce on that taco.”

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Old 04-06-2011, 09:38 AM   #30
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The KY Jelly spoof on SNL Saturday:
http://tv.popcrunch.com/snl-espn-cla...ionship-video/

"No foreplay today? Hey, that's okay!"

“Protect her from your girth with the greatest lube on earth.”

“When you’re seeing sparks where your penis parks.”

“Make a little room for Paco, put some sauce on that taco.”

That was totally hilarious. That and the douche spoofs.
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Old 04-06-2011, 11:34 AM   #31
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place a small dab on the other teams bats before the game
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Old 04-06-2011, 11:39 AM   #32
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:50 PM   #33
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Polishing your helmet.
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:52 PM   #34
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also works as a great buffing material for the cars leather
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:55 AM   #35
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clean your ears with it
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:01 AM   #36
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Get the squeak out of my bicycle wheel
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:03 AM   #37
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fewer calories than half and half
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:06 AM   #38
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Omg!!! I just thought of something... To prevent thighs chasing while running,,, hmm.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:07 AM   #39
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It's a great hair conditioner
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:17 PM   #40
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It's a good hinge lubricant.
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:21 PM   #41
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I didn't realize Jelly was from KY
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:06 PM   #42
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lubricating the perineum during births
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:07 PM   #43
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does it have THAT many uses?
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:08 PM   #44
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Helps remove handcuffs
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:13 PM   #45
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getting a ring off
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