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Old 05-22-2014, 04:03 PM   #1
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yes people you know what im talking about ?
When you see that someone special and opps!
When i was in my teens i was crossing a road in london ,jhappen to see a stunnning girl walking on the other side almost skirtless, my eyes were fixed then crash-wallop i kid you not a walked straight into the side of a bus ? From the inside of the bus you must have seen me hit and slide down the window .
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Old 05-22-2014, 04:08 PM   #2
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I walked into a damn parking meter once...........she seen me too, just as we made eye contact....bam!
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Old 05-23-2014, 07:58 PM   #3
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This morning it happened... I caught a glimpse of my stalker crush Patrick Dempsey walking to his truck and almost drove into the car in front of me. Luckily I have goos mom reflexes lol
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Old 05-23-2014, 08:57 PM   #4
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Uhh so whats the question? I'm lost of course I'm blonde too
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:08 PM   #5
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Uhh so whats the question? I'm lost of course I'm blonde too
If you ever get distracted by some hot guy hunting wild hogs deep in the forest and knock yourself out by walking into a low hanging limb, your blonde tresses will stand out and make search and rescue teams job easier.

You blondes not only have more fun but luck as well.
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Old 05-23-2014, 09:10 PM   #6
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If you ever get distracted by some hot guy hunting wild hogs deep in the forest and knock yourself out by walking into a low hanging limb, your blonde tresses will stand out and make search and rescue teams job easier.

You blondes not only have more fun but luck as well.
Ohhhh ok duh
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