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Old 11-30-2014, 03:22 PM   #1
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Default %%%% ways to improve your sex life %%%%

buy yourself a pair of three-d glasses ?
Hey, they certainly bring a movie to life? Pop them on when having sex ?
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Old 11-30-2014, 03:36 PM   #2
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sea monkeys. sea monkeys.

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Old 11-30-2014, 04:48 PM   #3
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sea monkeys. sea monkeys.
Did your parents have to buy them for you, or is this a recent purchase. Because I would definitely have sex with someone who had sea monkeys. Especially if he taught them tricks.
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Old 11-30-2014, 05:15 PM   #4
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Old 11-30-2014, 05:18 PM   #5
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Old 11-30-2014, 06:32 PM   #6
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You buy Cosmopolitan and do what they tell you lol or maybe not
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Old 11-30-2014, 06:34 PM   #7
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Old 11-30-2014, 06:58 PM   #8
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Old 11-30-2014, 07:00 PM   #9
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Try and see what works best for you
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Old 11-30-2014, 07:01 PM   #10
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Old 11-30-2014, 07:02 PM   #11
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Old 11-30-2014, 07:10 PM   #12
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Old 11-30-2014, 08:03 PM   #13
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Perfect the "Blue steel look" like Derek Zoolander.
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:46 PM   #14
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:47 PM   #15
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Live dangerously and take some chances ... yanno .. scream out the wrond name during climax
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:48 PM   #16
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I was watching something about erotica wrestling. When asked why she enjoyed the chick says 'I win.'

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Old 11-30-2014, 09:50 PM   #17
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Old 11-30-2014, 11:13 PM   #18
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Old 12-01-2014, 11:01 AM   #19
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Old 12-01-2014, 11:17 AM   #21
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