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Old 11-05-2014, 07:16 PM   #3751
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I'm starting to think he isn't naughty enough. Hmph..
Did he get bugged out about you last text that you want him to sexy you up in a Minotaur outfit and then take pic of his cum on the floor? Damn prude
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:37 PM   #3752
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Did he get bugged out about you last text that you want him to sexy you up in a Minotaur outfit and then take pic of his cum on the floor? Damn prude
If you can do that, I have a 5:30 pm opening tomorrow. don't forget the minotaur outfit.
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:40 PM   #3753
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If you can do that, I have a 5:30 pm opening tomorrow. don't forget the minotaur outfit.
I'll bring my horse cock
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:42 PM   #3754
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I'll bring my horse cock
An overachiever I see! there is greatness in you.
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:47 PM   #3755
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An overachiever I see! there is greatness in you.
As Snap once said

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Old 11-05-2014, 07:51 PM   #3756
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Great, now that's going to stuck in my head all night.
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:59 PM   #3757
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Great, now that's going to stuck in my head all night.
It was gettin gettin gettin kinda hectic in here
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Old 11-05-2014, 08:02 PM   #3758
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It was gettin gettin gettin kinda hectic in here
Wow! Im dying...

Do you take requests?
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Old 11-05-2014, 08:21 PM   #3759
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Missing at the moment.. I think my stalking post might have done it..
Sorry, just been busy.

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Old 11-11-2014, 01:57 AM   #3760
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Alex James this week!
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Old 11-11-2014, 02:32 AM   #3761
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Keeps bringing sexy back
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Old 11-11-2014, 02:46 AM   #3762
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Michelle Bachmann...or Nancy Wilson of Heart
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Old 11-11-2014, 06:13 AM   #3763
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Back in the game (just gotta make sure we keep her there)
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Old 11-15-2014, 10:13 AM   #3764
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I've been binge watching Once Upon a Time

Damn, Hook has never been sexier.... just sayin'
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Old 11-15-2014, 11:04 AM   #3765
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Old 11-15-2014, 11:12 AM   #3766
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I don't have a public crush
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Old 11-15-2014, 11:22 AM   #3767
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I have no idea..
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Old 11-16-2014, 07:22 AM   #3768
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Old 11-16-2014, 08:53 AM   #3769
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still snoozing......slacker
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Old 11-16-2014, 09:04 AM   #3770
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Old 11-19-2014, 06:29 PM   #3771
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doing what needs to be done
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:19 PM   #3772
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No longer on here
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:20 PM   #3773
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:21 PM   #3774
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Old 11-19-2014, 08:10 PM   #3775
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Declaring a public crush would be like having evidence of all your mistakes over time... I think not
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