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Old 12-02-2016, 08:48 AM   #3976
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Kimberly Guilfoyle ...and there's at least one lovely lady here that reminds me of her~
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:25 AM   #3977
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:31 AM   #3978
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I'm just hoping for a minor squeeze - with some Gin and a little Tonic - just the ticket!
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:48 AM   #3979
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Still Grape.
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Old 12-02-2016, 01:23 PM   #3980
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not into crushing anyone.
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Old 12-02-2016, 01:30 PM   #3981
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:31 PM   #3982
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Old 12-02-2016, 03:59 PM   #3983
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That guy yeppers he's a keeper
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Old 12-02-2016, 04:08 PM   #3984
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Still Chris Hemsworth.. There! I said it.
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Old 01-01-2017, 11:25 PM   #3985
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unknown to me.
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:51 AM   #3986
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Fucking hot
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Old 01-02-2017, 04:42 AM   #3987
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Its gonna be JaG this year..or until Wednesday at least
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Old 01-04-2017, 05:59 PM   #3988
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My current man..
I still openly crush on a few I've met here too though
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:07 PM   #3989
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Old 01-04-2017, 07:18 PM   #3990
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Do I have to pick just one
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Old 01-04-2017, 09:12 PM   #3991
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Old 01-04-2017, 09:58 PM   #3992
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Old 03-22-2017, 12:21 AM   #3993
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the girl on the australian ford add. GAWD!!!!!! yummmmmmmmmmm!
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:52 AM   #3994
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Still Chris Hemsworth.. There! I said it.
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:34 AM   #3995
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Kate Beckinsale..she just doesnt know it yet
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Old 03-22-2017, 12:57 PM   #3996
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Old 03-22-2017, 01:03 PM   #3997
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:16 PM   #3998
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:19 PM   #3999
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MINE TOO...we can share....yanno so we can still have our 'me' time
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Old 03-24-2017, 11:10 AM   #4000
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Red wine but tonight gonna try white? Hmmmm is this what cheating feels like?
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