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Old 03-12-2010, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default ....not!

Real easy...one statement, followed by the negatory disclaimer: "...NOT!"

Such as:

I have been getting SOOOOO much sex...NOT!
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:43 PM   #2
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gosh ~ I sure hope I don't get to got to the party tonight....NOT!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:40 PM   #3
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I hope my husband stays up tonight.... NOT
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:41 PM   #4
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I hope I don't have cell service tonight.....NOT
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:20 PM   #5
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I hope i get to lick his balls soon...not!

(sorry max)!!!!!
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:38 AM   #6
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I am so confused and unhappy... NOT
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