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Old 10-04-2010, 08:15 PM   #51
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Loves me loves me not
if you say you love me again, you're gonna get shot

Uh oh, I see a bad trend in my poems, is this stuff admissible in court?
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:18 PM   #52
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There is two things that lead in my heart when I think of you ..
One is your wallet the other vibrates and lasts longer too..
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:19 PM   #53
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You called me for the first time, my heart was all aflutter,
I almost spit out my Pepsi, when you started to stutter
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:19 PM   #54
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if you say you love me again, you're gonna get shot

Uh oh, I see a bad trend in my poems, is this stuff admissible in court?
probably not but funny as hell
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:20 PM   #55
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To tell you what you mean to me
Would get be banned from live TV
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:23 PM   #56
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How do I say how I care for thee?
I'll make it simple, I hope ur allergic and get stung by a bee.
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:25 PM   #57
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Thank you so much for that great phone sex

Next time remember that I'm not your ex
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I use to love the way you worked me you had some talent and skills
But now I'll put you in a zoo to laugh at your cheap thrills...
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:26 PM   #59
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You sex always leaves me gasping for air,
try brushing your teeth and washing your hair
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You sex always leaves me gasping for air,
try brushing your teeth and washing your hair
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Old 10-04-2010, 08:55 PM   #61
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I gave you all of me, I gave you my heart
Please go in the other room if you're going to fart
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:20 PM   #62
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Gazing at you from afar your beauty struck a chord in me
And, now I am amazed at your incredible lack of harmony
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:26 PM   #63
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I love you with all me heart and me
go please in the other room and just let me be
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:33 PM   #64
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Your feelings run so very deep you say you can tell
It makes me fell so f'd up I wish you would go to hell
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I love you once, I loved you twice
But, holy shit, I won't make it thrice
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:39 PM   #66
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What you thought you heard you thought was so grand
When I said I Love U2, I meant the band
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Old 10-05-2010, 06:41 PM   #67
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We love so much, we have great sex
Give it up or you'll be the ex
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Old 10-05-2010, 06:50 PM   #68
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I love the way that your boobs hang so free

Here - let me count them...one, two....THREE??
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Old 10-05-2010, 06:52 PM   #69
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You are so pretty and could be in a fashion mag
now when asked about you, what that old hag?
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Old 10-05-2010, 07:00 PM   #70
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You stole my heart with your charming ways
Little did I know you were into gays!
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You're all I ever could have hoped for
But you decided to leave your desire outside the bedroom door
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Old 10-05-2010, 08:55 PM   #72
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We came together as if on the winds of fate
Now your picture hangs in a cage so the monkeys won't masturbate
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Old 10-06-2010, 12:38 AM   #73
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When she left I knew I would miss her
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:01 AM   #74
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handsome, suave and sexy in blue
you're so vain you think this is about you
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hands in your hair n' arched back..ohhh baby what a pose....
makes me quiver when you turn around and i see that huge wart on your nose...
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