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Old 10-25-2016, 02:19 PM   #151
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oldandnaked has maintained that he's bigger than most
Going without clothes this long his skin must be toast
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Old 10-25-2016, 03:13 PM   #152
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Bryan, to me, is the epitome of style and grace
Though, 1 in 5 women would punch him in the face.
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Old 10-25-2016, 03:16 PM   #153
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Just A Girl is going to meet me for drink
But she's gonna get drunk and drink all the vodka I think
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Old 10-25-2016, 03:22 PM   #154
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Bluesky so pretty I can imagine her cute pooter
But she hasn't paid her fine for DUI on her scooter
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Old 12-30-2016, 08:27 AM   #155
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Rising Sun's chosen name is wise and warm and lusty
But the tale his picture tells is cold and white and crusty.
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:33 AM   #156
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Cadence picked an av that's hot
But I don't know her as I've met her not.
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:38 AM   #157
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SoCal is a man of great loves and affections,
though needs a Viagra to help with erections.
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Old 12-31-2016, 12:31 AM   #158
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scott46 passes his time watching TV Land & Hoarders
But his obsession with Betty White resulted in a restraining order
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Old 12-31-2016, 12:41 AM   #159
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Bryan's posts are gentlemenly & so tongue 'n cheek
But I his thoughts I suspect will make many of us go "....eeeekkk.."!
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