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Old 12-08-2013, 02:16 PM   #1
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my zipper on my trousers got stuck ?
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Old 12-08-2013, 02:31 PM   #2
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It was snowing buckets when I left to go grocery shopping
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Old 12-08-2013, 02:46 PM   #3
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I woke up
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Old 12-08-2013, 04:38 PM   #4
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My kids started complaining the minute they woke up. Up go the electronics for a day.
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Old 12-09-2013, 05:20 AM   #5
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had a huge fuel bill this morning,and im still bloody freezing
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Old 12-09-2013, 08:25 AM   #6
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I woke up this morning at 3:30
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Old 12-09-2013, 08:27 AM   #7
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the boys missed the bus....Ugh
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I was brushing the snow off my car and the wind gusted and blew it all over me.
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Old 12-09-2013, 09:31 AM   #9
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I walked out of my bedroom 20 mins later and the young lady of the house was still in bed
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Old 12-09-2013, 09:59 PM   #10
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Old 12-10-2013, 02:28 AM   #11
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somebody told me sant,s not real
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I got in the car this morning and it said -2 degrees!
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when my son and I didn't exchange our usual morning pleasantries.
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