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Old 04-23-2008, 09:52 PM   #1
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this huge ...

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:55 PM   #2
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:57 PM   #3
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HEY?
I think thats a true story.
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:58 PM   #4
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Oh man, this is jokes.......I thought it was "tell us something about yourself" crap
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:08 PM   #5
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What is so bad about this subject, is we acctually have clients at our mental health center that do these things. So I try not to laugh to hard.

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