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Old 08-18-2017, 04:24 PM   #1
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Default 👄the mating game 👄

simple to do !
If you were to mate dirty racer 9 and blue eyed male 40
Would you end up with a dirty blue eyed forty-niner ??
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Old 08-18-2017, 04:32 PM   #2
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Love the thread Wayne .....

If you combined Northdog and waynepoo you would get Dogpoo
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Old 08-18-2017, 05:14 PM   #3
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OK...I'll play.... Rickyc1023 and Shawn = Rickshaw2000 .....sort of like Nimbus2000?... Uhmn...fast and furious
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Old 08-18-2017, 05:24 PM   #4
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Old 08-18-2017, 05:28 PM   #5
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Old 08-18-2017, 05:36 PM   #6
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Love the thread Wayne .....

If you combined Northdog and waynepoo you would get Dogpoo
Throw Mish Mash into it and would you have MashDogPoo?
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Old 08-19-2017, 06:18 AM   #7
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Heavenly freak,mad Max,married but looking,cotties,country girl,curious one .
= Cotties is a curious one he,s looking for a mad country girl who,s married but freaky !!!!
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Old 08-19-2017, 07:03 PM   #8
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If you combined Northdog and waynepoo you would get Dogpoo
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You two are killing me
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Old 08-21-2017, 10:01 PM   #9
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You two are killing me
We can pair you with Davedadog and get DogdaDog.
Now sit.
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Old 08-21-2017, 10:04 PM   #10
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Here is another thread I am backing out of before I get caught hanging in here .
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Old 08-21-2017, 10:09 PM   #11
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How about amonte stew....del's son
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