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Old 02-20-2012, 03:26 PM   #1
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I really wish I could but I have to spend more time with my blender.
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:32 PM   #2
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...I have to iron my penis.. it's getting a bit wrinkled lately
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:34 PM   #3
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I really wish I could but my overalls are getting overhauled......
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:36 PM   #4
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I really wish I could but I lost control of my vibrator last nite and now I'm in emergency to get it removed.....knew I shouldn't have hooked it up the the car battery!!
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:36 PM   #5
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...the enema police are chasing me.. and if they found me here with you.. you'd be their next target.. so for your own personal comfort level I must wholeheartedly decline..
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:38 PM   #6
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LOL ^^ you nutter

I really wish I could but I have to go and wash my tongue.....
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:39 PM   #7
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I really wish I could but its illegal in 49 states...
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...but I have to spend the next few hours researching what a "nutter" is...
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I really wish I could but my cat's tongue feels better than yours!!!
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:43 PM   #10
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I really wish I could but because of your impotence, I just have to say "no hard feelings"....
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:46 PM   #11
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but it's not the second Monday of the 4th month in a year ending with 0.... during a full lunar eclipse...
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I really wish I could but the mods would not be happy!!!! Lol
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...but I'm all out of hot pockets to snack on during the whole event...
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I really wish I could but I am sure I am going to hell in a handbasket......
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I really wish i could but pigs arent flying and hell hasnt frozen over....yet..
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...but I'm too busy posting in Savvy's "I really wish I could but..." thread...
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Old 02-20-2012, 03:51 PM   #17
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I really wish I could but this thread makes no sense at all since there needs to be something after could and before but.
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I really wish I could but I told everyone that I had 28 cats to make sure that no-one would come over and borrow anything.......
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i realy wish i could but;i have to pee right now
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I really wish I could but the store banned me...
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I really wish I could but I am remembering yesterdays anxiety attack when I couldn't find my phone.....was almost traumatizing.....
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i realy wish i could but; i can,t get it up anymore
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I really wish I could but my phone battery just died...
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I really wish I could...understand this thread...but I'm trying to figure it out
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