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Old 07-07-2013, 01:39 PM   #1
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What should you never do, once you cross over to middle aged??
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Drink champagne from your son's girlfriend's shoe.
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Karaoke after Jello shots.
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Tell your daughter about the night you went to the high school party at Linden Lake.
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Uh oh, I'm nearing 50 and I still enjoy jello shots and karaoke...
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try to be 20. Just accept it and enjoy the knowledge and wisdom.
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Give belly shots while laying naked on the bar. Your shot glass, instead of being a 1 ouncer might be a 8 ouncer now.
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play stand goalie for your son's hockey team...I almost think that was payback... here mom... just stand here...
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