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Old 10-17-2017, 10:51 PM   #51
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Pickle juice is the vomit of the devil as far as I'm concerned.
I thought that was pickled beet juice!!
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Old 10-17-2017, 10:53 PM   #52
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I buy it by the gallon from the Amish market!! ...that's not all that weird..
Wow! I bet it is delish.
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Old 10-17-2017, 10:56 PM   #53
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I must keep my food in proportionate amounts, so that for the end of my meal I have one of each item.

What really screws with my meal is when my wife or kids don't finish their meal and give me something. Totally messes up my system and I have to readjust to get to the end of the meal with one bite of everything.
The solution is quite simple. Do not accept any of their food. Do they think you are a human garbage disposal?
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Old 10-17-2017, 10:57 PM   #54
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Pickle juice is the vomit of the devil as far as I'm concerned.
Nah. It is oh so good. )
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Old 10-18-2017, 01:39 PM   #55
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Pickle juice is the vomit of the devil as far as I'm concerned.
Just clarifying, that's bad? Or is it like the worm in tequila where it's gross but you chug anyway?
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Old 10-18-2017, 01:57 PM   #56
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Old 10-18-2017, 03:45 PM   #57
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The solution is quite simple. Do not accept any of their food. Do they think you are a human garbage disposal?
I pride myself on my ability to clean not only mine, but my entire family's plate.
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Old 10-18-2017, 03:47 PM   #58
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Just clarifying, that's bad? Or is it like the worm in tequila where it's gross but you chug anyway?
Oh, it's bad. It's very bad. I refuse to kiss my wife after she's eaten pickles.

If she drank pickle juice I'd leave her for sure.
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Old 10-18-2017, 06:58 PM   #59
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Oh, it's bad. It's very bad. I refuse to kiss my wife after she's eaten pickles.

If she drank pickle juice I'd leave her for sure.
Don't ever let that lil secret out, if you all of a sudden see multiple dry pickle jars, you know you're soon to be a loner!
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Old 10-19-2017, 03:53 PM   #60
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Oh, it's bad. It's very bad. I refuse to kiss my wife after she's eaten pickles.

If she drank pickle juice I'd leave her for sure.
What if she guzzled pickle juice and belchily offered you the best blow job ever?


And yes, I'm weird.
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Old 10-19-2017, 04:08 PM   #61
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What if she guzzled pickle juice and belchily offered you the best blow job ever?


And yes, I'm weird.

That would give new meaning to pickle-breath.
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Old 10-19-2017, 04:40 PM   #62
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Old 10-19-2017, 05:22 PM   #63
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Old 10-21-2017, 07:16 PM   #64
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Old 10-21-2017, 07:37 PM   #65
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