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Old 09-19-2017, 09:55 PM   #2076
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...to go get Panda Express tonight.. yum!!
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:09 PM   #2077
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Instead of sending in heavy artillery, I opted for better wall reinforcements.
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:50 PM   #2078
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To get back into my exercise classes.
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Old 09-20-2017, 06:37 PM   #2079
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To go to the meeting now I have extra brownie points
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Old 09-20-2017, 08:52 PM   #2080
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To leave before it got worse.
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:01 PM   #2081
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To skip the leftover pizza
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:18 PM   #2082
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not be in the pigeon flock !!
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