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Old 09-19-2017, 09:55 PM   #2076
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...to go get Panda Express tonight.. yum!!
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:09 PM   #2077
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Instead of sending in heavy artillery, I opted for better wall reinforcements.
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:50 PM   #2078
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To get back into my exercise classes.
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Old 09-20-2017, 06:37 PM   #2079
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To go to the meeting now I have extra brownie points
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Old 09-20-2017, 08:52 PM   #2080
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To leave before it got worse.
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:01 PM   #2081
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To skip the leftover pizza
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:18 PM   #2082
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not be in the pigeon flock !!
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Old 12-20-2017, 10:42 PM   #2083
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Call IT support
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Old 12-20-2017, 11:33 PM   #2084
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Not procrastinating ....
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Old 12-24-2017, 01:53 PM   #2085
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To get everything done early before they arrive and arise
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Old 01-09-2018, 04:55 PM   #2086
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Iced Tea...
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Old 01-09-2018, 06:58 PM   #2087
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Count to 10 and than call lol
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Old 01-09-2018, 07:23 PM   #2088
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To go ahead and print out all of the log sheets this evening instead of waiting to print them out another day
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Old 01-09-2018, 07:28 PM   #2089
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To go for a walk
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Old 01-09-2018, 07:29 PM   #2090
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To take a shower last night. No excuses for slothing around til noon.
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Old 01-09-2018, 07:30 PM   #2091
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new license picture...I look at LEAST 18 now...
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Old 01-09-2018, 07:52 PM   #2092
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Ordering dinner in
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Old 01-09-2018, 08:04 PM   #2093
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Ordering dinner in
I'm considering it. I don't wanna eat, let alone cook.
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Old 01-09-2018, 08:06 PM   #2094
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I'm considering it. I don't wanna eat, let alone cook.
Are you still sick, JAG?
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Old 01-09-2018, 08:37 PM   #2095
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To go to the gym despite getting in an argument over it
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Old 01-10-2018, 05:40 AM   #2096
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Old 01-10-2018, 09:51 AM   #2097
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:46 PM   #2098
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Getting the most tedious project done first thing this morning at work.
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Catching a nap this afternoon and then finishing those reports.
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Old 01-10-2018, 07:52 PM   #2100
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Decide on a career change
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