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Old 05-22-2010, 04:26 AM   #51
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Who knows where they are headed... can I come too?
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:15 PM   #52
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:16 PM   #53
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:22 PM   #54
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(pssssttt, ask a question Silly lol)

what if he takes us somewhere scary?
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:24 PM   #55
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what if he takes us somewhere scary?
thanks lol that won't matter

will you come with me
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Old 05-22-2010, 01:52 PM   #56
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where are we going?
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Old 05-22-2010, 01:56 PM   #57
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Is it a visit to the zoo?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:00 PM   #58
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Should I be this excited?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:01 PM   #59
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Is this site fun?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:02 PM   #60
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What do you think?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:10 PM   #61
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Can I look at GND's av w/out trying to remove those pants the rest of the way?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:11 PM   #62
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Usually naughty thoughts, what are yours today?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:14 PM   #63
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How naughty, Never? Are you telling?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:15 PM   #64
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Are there naughty thoughts flooding my feeble testosterone laden mind?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:22 PM   #65
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I let them slip, here and there, Lion do you read them?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:24 PM   #66
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Have I missed your confessions?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:24 PM   #67
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Who is confessing what?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:26 PM   #68
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Has NGS ever had naughty thoughts about me ?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:29 PM   #69
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for that matter...has ANYBODY ever had any naughty thoughts about me?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:31 PM   #70
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But is confession good for the soul?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:32 PM   #71
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Isn't confessing naughty thoughts the best kind of confession?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:35 PM   #72
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how naughty?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:36 PM   #73
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Is filthy naughty good?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:37 PM   #74
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isn't it all dependent on who we're "confessing" to?
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:40 PM   #75
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Can filthy naughty NOT be good??
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