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Old 09-19-2017, 07:06 PM   #31026
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I fell asleep and slept for a couple hours but I needed the nap.
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:59 PM   #31027
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am staying away from that..I want no part!!
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:04 PM   #31028
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am going to be 50 soon...WTH
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:30 PM   #31029
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50 and fabulous !! you got this!!
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:31 PM   #31030
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want my house back to normal!!
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:58 PM   #31031
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put the last part of unpacking on hold... it was starting to wear on me... it's not going anywhere.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:28 PM   #31032
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Part of me wants to smoke a fat joint and sleep off this funk. The other part of me knows that the funk will be here for awhile.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:31 PM   #31033
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:14 AM   #31034
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I'm downright cheerful this morning
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:45 AM   #31035
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..Sometimes want to run up to other dog owners and grab them by the neck and rub their faces in the dog mess that they don't pick up after their charges.

Its gonna happen..believe me.
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Old 09-20-2017, 12:09 PM   #31036
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I have already swept and mop the floors this morning.
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Old 09-20-2017, 02:53 PM   #31037
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Got a clean bill of health from the doc today.
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:02 PM   #31038
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Got a clean bill of health from the doc today.
I hope I do too tomorrow.
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:18 PM   #31039
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just do that!
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:46 PM   #31040
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I try to put what I am thinking and instead I said it the wrong way or type the wrong thing.
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:14 PM   #31041
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I feel like reciting Tam O'Shanter for an audience right now ...
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:34 PM   #31042
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I like the book I got in but it is the wrong book.
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:36 PM   #31043
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really feel better after that advice..
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:38 PM   #31044
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really feel better after that advice..
Was it anything I said?

If so..Ill take the credit!
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:45 PM   #31045
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:47 PM   #31046
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..Have serious reservations about members who sign in..but never post a word...kinda creepy..ya know?
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Old 09-20-2017, 06:39 PM   #31047
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Think Rosie's avatar is smoking hawt!
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Old 09-20-2017, 07:17 PM   #31048
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...am full of it when people seek answers or advice... I'm just not sure what "it" is..
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:01 PM   #31049
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Was going to post something else but saw rosie's avatar and couldn't tear my eyes away.. Wowza
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:11 PM   #31050
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