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Old 05-18-2011, 03:56 PM   #26
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Dear Dr Feelgood,

your name might imply that but she would rather have my goodfeel....

Sincerely

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Old 05-18-2011, 04:02 PM   #27
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Dear best hands,

The hand is quicker than the eye......but my sword is mightier than the hand....hah

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Old 05-18-2011, 04:04 PM   #28
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Dear Vodka Bottle

I shall limit the number of times I use the word "tipsy" to less then once a month and better yet I will replace it with the word "gypsy"....

Sincerely Your Drunken Pal
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:16 PM   #29
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Dear fellow M&Fers,

We still have this thread to write our little notes to each other. Let's play nice, ok??? I LIKE THESE THREADS!!

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:17 PM   #30
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Dear Ally

nnlnn

Sincerely me ...... (in the nicest possible way )
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:18 PM   #31
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Dear Ally,

I KNEW there was a reason I loved you, in spite of your skinny jeans.

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:18 PM   #32
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Dear Shawn,

Don't worry....I'll keep an eye on the kids. I'll slap a ruler on their wrist if they don't behave.

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:19 PM   #33
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Dear Ally
You rock!
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:20 PM   #34
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Dear Ally

I knew you could do it. You really knew I was missing the "x" thread.

Sincerely "A Pain in the Ass"
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:21 PM   #35
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Dear mods,

Please don't blame me when this one goes up in flames too.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:23 PM   #36
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Dear Ally

To late ..... and I am going to make you clean dishes as we get to mop up the mess

Sincerely

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:25 PM   #37
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Dear mods

Please don't take my sunshine away.

Sincerely -me-

ps: I promise to play well with others....
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:25 PM   #38
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Dear Knothead,

I SINCERELY missed you today and hope that you are feeling better!!

your nurse Goodbody,
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(they didn't say WHERE the sincerely had to be, right? )
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:27 PM   #39
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Dear Whoever is listening,

This thread isn't as passive aggressive as the "other" one that shall not be named. We actually have to write who we are writing to. I feel so exposed.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:29 PM   #40
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Dear AL,


Please keep up your end of it. I don't want to feel foolish again.

Ever so sincerely waiting,
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:30 PM   #41
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Dear Indiana Jones

If these girls get out of hand please come and whip them back into shape.

Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:33 PM   #42
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dear husband
please please please go out!!!
sincerely, your wife
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:34 PM   #43
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dear Ally
thank you
sincerely Virgo
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:36 PM   #44
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Dear Ally,

How does it feel to have everyone writing you Dear Ally?

Sincerely.

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:38 PM   #45
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Dear Southernboy,

I would really like the spotlight be on someone else now. I feel like karma is going to bite me in the ass for this down the road....lol

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:41 PM   #46
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Dear, uh, Roomie,

Did you just ask SB to bite your ass?!?

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:42 PM   #47
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Dear Fae,

He'd enjoy that WAYYYYY too much.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:42 PM   #48
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Dear BushRattler,


You are making stalking you quite simple tonight....thank you


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Dear Fae,

What a wonderful idea!

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dear tease
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