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Old 09-19-2017, 08:49 PM   #5626
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Hey Mango Chutney,

*raspberry*

Not so seriously,

Awesome Sauce
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:47 PM   #5627
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Dear Mr. Sandman,

Please let me sleep tonight thru the night without a sleep aid?
Sincerely Leggster.
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:54 PM   #5628
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Dear Betty White,

I'm saving myself for you... I know that one sexual encounter with you would fulfil all my fantasies and let me die a happy man knowing no other woman could ever compare.

Sincerely,
Your love muffin maker
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Old 09-21-2017, 03:09 PM   #5629
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Dear person:

I wanna thank you for the sagely advice.. You are right!
Sincerely silly Leggy..
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Old 09-21-2017, 03:24 PM   #5630
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Dear cat
Thankyou for being an easy pet - you only visit the vets once a year for your annual boosters! Thank you for being pretty chilled out, easy going - just doing your thing!
From your loving owner

Dear puppy
OMFG!! Where do I start? Within 8 months you've fallen in the pond, got your claw stuck in your dog bed, had an allergy to a chew stick, had poo dramas, got a wart on your nose, not eaten for 4 days, puked, reverse sneezed scarily, got burrs stuck in your face, and had an ear infection!
We wouldn't be without you but give us a break, will ya?? Just one week without a trip to the vets would be good!
From your loving owner
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Old 09-21-2017, 04:58 PM   #5631
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Dear Jumper,

When you're sitting in your corner, please think about how many people are bravely fighting their troubles just so they can see another day. Life is beautiful, just a matter of changing your thoughts.

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