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Old 06-30-2016, 08:07 AM   #1
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Default There's nothing worse than. ....

There's nothing worse than. .. (finish the sentence)

There's nothing worse than getting ocean water up your nose it burns like hell.
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Old 06-30-2016, 08:20 AM   #2
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There's nothing worse than waking up at 2am with cotton mouth and a beer headache
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Old 06-30-2016, 08:21 AM   #3
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There's nothing worse than accidently sending a text to the wrong person
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Old 06-30-2016, 08:28 AM   #4
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What the heck is this text you just sent me?!?

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Old 06-30-2016, 09:08 AM   #5
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Old 06-30-2016, 09:13 AM   #6
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Than him cumming before you do and have to do with a limp d*ck

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Old 06-30-2016, 11:18 AM   #7
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:26 AM   #8
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:41 AM   #9
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:11 PM   #10
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:23 PM   #11
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:25 PM   #12
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:20 PM   #13
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:27 PM   #14
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:33 PM   #15
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i was sincerely opining that sand in the vagina is itchy

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Old 06-30-2016, 02:42 PM   #17
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Knowing someone is in need of help and there is only so much you can do to help and that help that you offered is just a drop in the bucket. Knowing you cant do more than you already have but have the urge to do so but the odds are stacked against you. What am I to do?
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Old 06-30-2016, 04:53 PM   #19
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Old 06-30-2016, 07:31 PM   #21
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