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Old 06-29-2017, 03:00 PM   #476
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I've learned there is "always" something worse than whatever is bothering me at the time, but humidity frizzy hair still sucks!
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Old 06-29-2017, 03:03 PM   #477
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I've learned there is "always" something worse than whatever is bothering me at the time, but humidity frizzy hair still sucks!

Just spit in your hand and slick it down!
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Old 06-29-2017, 03:06 PM   #478
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Just spit in your hand and slick it down!

You know a ponytail might be a better option
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Old 06-29-2017, 03:08 PM   #479
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Ok, fine, that was my plan B.
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Old 06-29-2017, 03:14 PM   #480
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Old 06-29-2017, 03:16 PM   #481
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:47 PM   #482
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:49 PM   #483
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:51 PM   #484
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:13 PM   #485
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:15 PM   #486
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:42 PM   #487
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:54 PM   #488
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:14 PM   #489
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:52 PM   #490
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:00 AM   #491
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:04 AM   #492
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:32 PM   #493
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:33 PM   #494
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:34 PM   #495
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:36 PM   #496
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Old 06-30-2017, 10:01 PM   #497
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Old 06-30-2017, 10:47 PM   #499
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ALLERGIES!! Ok there is worse but I feel horrible
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