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Old 08-20-2017, 10:52 AM   #626
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I am letting Trump build my new penis. It will cost billions but it will be great knowing that no one undesirable will have access to me.
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Old 09-01-2017, 09:29 PM   #627
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:34 PM   #628
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:34 PM   #629
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Old 09-02-2017, 04:43 PM   #630
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:05 PM   #631
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Having a Dr. ask you the same exact questions each time you see them.. um don'tcha write it down.. scares me just a little.. or a very poor memory
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:27 PM   #632
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Drivers going postal by laying on their horns in the city. It's like a really sucky and annoying concert and 9 times out of 10...it gets them nowhere fast. I should make like a street music conductor.
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:28 PM   #633
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:32 PM   #634
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Old 09-21-2017, 07:07 PM   #635
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waking up and both your hands are cramping that they feel so tight and cramp.
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Old 09-23-2017, 11:17 AM   #636
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Having an itch you can't scratch.
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Old 09-23-2017, 11:52 AM   #637
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This stupid heat in the "fall"
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Old 09-23-2017, 12:14 PM   #638
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Old 10-06-2017, 08:45 PM   #639
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A concert cancellation I was all pumped up too
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Old 10-06-2017, 08:51 PM   #640
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Old 10-06-2017, 08:54 PM   #641
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Old 10-06-2017, 09:02 PM   #642
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Old 10-06-2017, 09:14 PM   #643
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Old 10-06-2017, 09:16 PM   #644
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being taken out of context...

...except maybe being taken out and shot.
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Old 10-07-2017, 05:32 AM   #646
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Trying to get clingfilm off a friggin roll!
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Getting 3 different invitations for the same dinner. Can't we all get together at one place?
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Old 10-07-2017, 11:59 AM   #648
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not knowing something about a person then knowing.. u m actually referring to a ben stiller movie im watching.. ok??? not for anyone here...
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spreading gossip... If you want to share something about yourself.. and want someone to listen... I am behind that 200 percent.. but if you want to share something you know about someone else... find another avenue to share..
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