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Old 01-10-2018, 10:31 PM   #701
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Old 01-11-2018, 12:38 PM   #702
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:49 PM   #703
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:56 PM   #704
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:18 PM   #705
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So..why you still here Legs?

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Old 01-11-2018, 02:19 PM   #706
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:29 PM   #707
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Waving back at someone..only to find out they were waving at the person behind you
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:34 PM   #709
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:37 PM   #710
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... holding off from "self-service" thinking you're going to get some from the SO... then NOTHING
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:38 PM   #712
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Your boobs didnt accompany it...I may just hang a dwarf now.

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Old 01-11-2018, 02:40 PM   #713
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:01 PM   #717
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:09 PM   #719
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Speak for yourself Ice! I see nothing wrong with the well hung dwarf.
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Yeah..personally..I think I will?
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Old 01-12-2018, 12:43 PM   #722
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Old 01-12-2018, 12:55 PM   #723
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