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Old 09-19-2017, 09:49 PM   #5626
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Hey Mango Chutney,

*raspberry*

Not so seriously,

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Old 09-19-2017, 10:47 PM   #5627
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Dear Mr. Sandman,

Please let me sleep tonight thru the night without a sleep aid?
Sincerely Leggster.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:54 PM   #5628
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Dear Betty White,

I'm saving myself for you... I know that one sexual encounter with you would fulfil all my fantasies and let me die a happy man knowing no other woman could ever compare.

Sincerely,
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Old 09-21-2017, 04:09 PM   #5629
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Dear person:

I wanna thank you for the sagely advice.. You are right!
Sincerely silly Leggy..
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Old 09-21-2017, 04:24 PM   #5630
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Dear cat
Thankyou for being an easy pet - you only visit the vets once a year for your annual boosters! Thank you for being pretty chilled out, easy going - just doing your thing!
From your loving owner

Dear puppy
OMFG!! Where do I start? Within 8 months you've fallen in the pond, got your claw stuck in your dog bed, had an allergy to a chew stick, had poo dramas, got a wart on your nose, not eaten for 4 days, puked, reverse sneezed scarily, got burrs stuck in your face, and had an ear infection!
We wouldn't be without you but give us a break, will ya?? Just one week without a trip to the vets would be good!
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:58 PM   #5631
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Dear Jumper,

When you're sitting in your corner, please think about how many people are bravely fighting their troubles just so they can see another day. Life is beautiful, just a matter of changing your thoughts.

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Old 10-18-2017, 02:11 PM   #5632
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Dear Ex.

7 years later. You still make me smile, like only you can.

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Old 10-18-2017, 04:01 PM   #5633
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Dear xyzpdq

Please, donít even.

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Old 10-18-2017, 04:40 PM   #5634
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Dear X
I have not been on much not because I am
trying to ignore you it just when I start a
painting I have trouble making my self stop
and take a break from it. It relaxing me,
if I am stress out it help me relieve the
stress.
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Old 11-26-2017, 03:28 PM   #5635
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Dear Universe,
I hope this is real and you're not messing with me.
Sincerely, A.
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Old 11-26-2017, 07:08 PM   #5636
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Dear Mother Nature,

Thank you for the glorious weather which allowed us to travel home and spend most of the holiday weekend outside. I'm praying for a repeat performance next month.

Sincerely,
Most grateful for family time
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Old 11-26-2017, 07:15 PM   #5637
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Dear Gifts -

I got you this far. How about wrapping yourselves?

Sincerely,

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Old 11-26-2017, 10:35 PM   #5638
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Dear Asshole:

You have driven everyone away with your nasty, know it all attitude...not to mention your drinking. You treat everyone like shit. Everyone else is always wrong and you are always right in your mind. You havenít paid me a compliment in years and are always critical. Everything is always my fault.

I wish to God I made enough money to support myself and I could leave. But I know you would screw me over more than you already are if I did. Maybe someday you will either come to your senses and take responsibility for your own actions or let me go peacefully.

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Old 02-13-2018, 10:30 AM   #5639
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Dear so in so.
I wish you'd get off your pity party and use the skills God gave you and you fine tuned. The world doesnt owe you a living.. look around you people have ambition.. get some.. sincerely no kisses for you..
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Old 02-13-2018, 12:18 PM   #5640
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Dear you

....its always that but I know it BS but thanks for the amusement..

sincerely...Me
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Old 02-13-2018, 12:51 PM   #5641
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Dear X
Thank for being you .
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Old 02-13-2018, 12:57 PM   #5642
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Dear Winter , if youíre gonna be below freezing could I getta little snow !
Sincerely, just wanna build a snowman
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Old 02-13-2018, 12:59 PM   #5643
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dear cristal if you're going to use sexy pantie avs like that... we need to know where to shop to obtain them
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Old 02-13-2018, 01:05 PM   #5644
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Dear Feta.. I am wishing that your packages were much bigger at the very same price I love you with all my meals..
sincerely weggy,..
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Old 02-13-2018, 01:20 PM   #5645
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Dear Leggy
Only two painting my sold.
Now two of my paintings are in New Jersey
some where.
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Dear Feta.. I am wishing that your packages were much bigger at the very same price I love you with all my meals..
sincerely weggy,..

Hey you left that same comment on a Rent-A-Male stripper's Yelp page...

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Hey you left that same comment on a Rent-A-Male stripper's Yelp page...

yea and who told YOU
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yea and who told YOU
it's my site...I still have a paper cut in my arse from that crisp new 20 you slid down there...
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it's my site...I still have a paper cut in my arse from that crisp new 20 you slid down there...
That 20 was from the erotic poem thread
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That 20 was from the erotic poem thread
next time crinkle your bill before you slip it in

ummmmm

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