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Old 01-28-2018, 02:22 PM   #20926
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Sliding right in...trying to get to home base. Acrobat skills going on here!

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Old 01-31-2018, 08:16 AM   #20927
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Thinking about how I caught my shoes on fire when I was grilling last night.
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:58 AM   #20928
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thinking about going to dinner with him with duct tape over my mouth... so I won't say stupid things to the waitresses. goofing around and acting like kids would be really fun..
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Old 01-31-2018, 12:49 PM   #20929
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My dog. He fell off the sofa. Didn't hurt himself but was funny at the time.
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Old 02-01-2018, 12:16 PM   #20930
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My work husband and I were talking about counter offers from our employer cuz we're both very close to new jobs.
Someone told a story about how they got their salary quadrupled.
He says "they could put it in my butt for that"
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Old 02-01-2018, 12:26 PM   #20931
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:38 PM   #20932
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brazilian friend of mine...the guy HATES neymar! funny as fuck
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Old 02-03-2018, 11:39 PM   #20933
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I was snuggling with my pup and hubby came too close and got growled at.
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Old 02-03-2018, 11:47 PM   #20934
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Old 02-05-2018, 02:30 PM   #20935
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Old 02-05-2018, 02:49 PM   #20936
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Some facebook keyboard warriors who tried to turn the super bowl into a political platform
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Old 02-05-2018, 04:35 PM   #20937
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Old 02-05-2018, 04:41 PM   #20938
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Old 02-05-2018, 06:41 PM   #20939
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That GTA has a cops and criminals discord.

And the rules are ridiculous

Though I am tempted to go in with a motorhome ala Breaking Bad
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:34 PM   #20940
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Old 02-07-2018, 04:06 PM   #20941
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Hearing that someone once got on a plane with a full-sized christmas tree.
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Old 02-16-2018, 11:30 AM   #20942
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The look on my pup's face while I was singing to her in the car on the way to doggy daycare
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Old 02-16-2018, 05:09 PM   #20943
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I just think a lot of things are hilarious!
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Old 02-16-2018, 05:32 PM   #20944
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Old 02-16-2018, 07:58 PM   #20946
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Being told that I can't possibly ever be the bad cop.. That I'm too nice and they want to tell me what went wrong and that they want to help me find the solutions
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Old 02-17-2018, 06:40 PM   #20948
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Just my son thinking that heís funny when he said it hurts when he wipes. He meant his face with the cotton pad. He finds himself amusing. Thatís my kid alright!
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Being over everything and seeing my car...it looks like a transformer now...jacked up!
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Little one changing my eldest’s contact in my phone to the name “Older Me.”

My eldest better know that her little sister is watching and looking up to her.
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