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Old 08-25-2017, 05:27 PM   #2451
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I have a twang not any accent
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:39 PM   #2452
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I live in a foreign country. You all have the accent.
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:39 PM   #2453
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not until I'm speaking with someone with one..
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:42 PM   #2454
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I probably do more now that I don't have hardly teeth left.
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Old 09-28-2017, 07:26 PM   #2455
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Old 09-28-2017, 07:51 PM   #2456
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I think I've picked up one since I headed south! Last night, we were at the in-laws outside and the neighbor across the road was playing Rick Springfield.
Me: "let's rock out to some Jesse's Girl y'all"
Brother in law: "did you guys catch that y'all from the city girl"
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:04 PM   #2457
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Scarlet has nuttin on me
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:16 PM   #2458
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Yes I do .
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:18 PM   #2459
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Irish but none of that 'sure n begorrah', or, 'top o the mornin' shite please because that is exceedingly annoying.

Now, has anyone seen a shillelagh around here.....
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:24 PM   #2460
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Nope, I speak perfect Engrish.
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Old 02-01-2018, 05:35 PM   #2461
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Yes a hot one so I'm told
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Old 02-01-2018, 08:17 PM   #2462
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I speak with a bold Italics accent
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Old 02-02-2018, 12:52 AM   #2463
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Yes a southern missouri accent
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Old 02-02-2018, 12:54 AM   #2464
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Spanish accent. Can you roll your r’s?
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:23 PM   #2465
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Not at all. Everyone around here talks "normal"
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:26 PM   #2466
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No. I have the voice of an angel
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:28 PM   #2467
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Nah. I sound like James Earl Jones.
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:49 PM   #2468
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New Yorker's say I do, my my
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:50 PM   #2469
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Of course! I'm in the South...
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Old 02-02-2018, 08:01 PM   #2470
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Yep. I couldn’t describe it to you if I tried.
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Old 02-03-2018, 03:35 AM   #2471
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Yep. I couldn’t describe it to you if I tried.
A Cockney Tigger on speed?
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Nah. I sound like James Earl Jones.
Oh thats hot!...but only if you resemble him too
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A Cockney Tigger on speed?
I thought the wonderful thing about tiggers is there’s only one.
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Old 02-04-2018, 12:26 PM   #2474
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Nope, it's all you other people who have accents, I enunciate perfectly
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Old 02-05-2018, 02:40 AM   #2475
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