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Old 02-14-2018, 03:09 PM   #22301
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You should be using duct tape on him instead... flash me flash me
I was flashing him pictures of vodka I know how to get to his heart..for ya I will do more than flash
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:10 PM   #22302
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I was flashing him pictures of vodka I know how to get to his heart..for ya I will do more than flash
No..Vodka nipples!
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:11 PM   #22303
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^^^^ trying to get a straight answer from that dork.. tell me what YOU gave her????
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:12 PM   #22304
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^^^^ trying to get a straight answer from that dork.. tell me what YOU gave her????
My pork sword

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My ..oh..you get the idea..right??/
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:13 PM   #22305
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:15 PM   #22306
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I need a fckin bread poultice on the back of my throat to do that any justice ya know?
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:15 PM   #22307
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My ..oh..you get the idea..right??/
NO I mean a good present???????????????
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:16 PM   #22308
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gagging...its why I don't eat sausage..
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:19 PM   #22309
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NO I mean a good present???????????????
A good present?

What?..like Donald Trumps ballsack scrapings?
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gagging...its why I don't eat sausage..
But forced sausage is ok..isnt it?
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:31 PM   #22311
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:02 PM   #22312
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Old 02-16-2018, 07:28 AM   #22313
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Old 02-16-2018, 08:47 AM   #22314
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havin me coffee, gonna go work for a cpl hours, then it's FRIDAY GET TRASHED TIME! WOO HOO!
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Does that make you a Peeking Tom?
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Does that make you a Peeking Tom?
I do enjoy voyeurism, though.
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I do enjoy voyeurism, though.
Nothing wrong with a little healthy voyeurism ... ok, a LOT of healthy voyeurism. Wanna borrow my telescope?
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Nothing wrong with a little healthy voyeurism ... ok, a LOT of healthy voyeurism. Wanna borrow my telescope?
I usually use binoculars, but sure. I wouldn’t mind seeing some heavenly bodies collide.
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I usually use binoculars, but sure. I wouldn’t mind seeing some heavenly bodies collide.
How about a banged up ol' ass-teroid?

Come stand outside my window!
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