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Old 01-13-2018, 01:00 PM   #31926
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Have a 100% success rate for surviving... stuff
Thatís really good. Iím 80%, but like a cat I have nine lives.
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:02 PM   #31927
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am going to finally use that gift card..
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:08 PM   #31928
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I wish my hubs would go out for the day
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:08 PM   #31929
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love the music threads here. Finding retro faves as well as some newer tunes.
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:00 PM   #31930
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have no answers anymore
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:17 AM   #31931
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Want a corn dog
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:17 AM   #31932
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Am.open to new friends
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:55 PM   #31933
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Know the better half of myself is just on the other side of my comfort zone.
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:56 PM   #31934
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am a Republican
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Old 01-17-2018, 01:12 PM   #31935
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I smell like Bengay
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Old 01-17-2018, 01:32 PM   #31936
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smell fuckin gorgeous!
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Old 01-18-2018, 06:04 PM   #31937
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am posting a lot today.
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Old 01-18-2018, 10:18 PM   #31938
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am living life to the fullest
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Old 01-18-2018, 10:21 PM   #31939
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am unimpressed.
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Old 01-19-2018, 06:26 AM   #31940
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see 9 pages of posts since Monday and don't give a flyin furk to go thru any of it...LOL
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:07 AM   #31941
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am going to enjoy a quiet house tonight
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:09 AM   #31942
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Just signed up with Pandora music can't wait to start..
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:30 AM   #31943
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Can't wait for Saturday
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:54 AM   #31944
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My tolerance for ignorance has been tested
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Old 01-19-2018, 02:16 PM   #31945
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will cuss him out during it...but in time I'll be relieved
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Old 01-21-2018, 06:08 PM   #31946
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really need to pee :x
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:42 PM   #31947
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I enjoyed flirting with the lady next to me on the treadmill this morning. In the past weíve only exchanged smiles
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:04 PM   #31948
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cant believe philly is winning
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:27 PM   #31949
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Can't believe its a blow out.
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Am thrilled my Eagles are winning
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