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Old 06-23-2018, 12:04 PM   #1
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Old 06-23-2018, 12:13 PM   #2
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I think I'll paint the ceiling beige
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Old 06-23-2018, 12:16 PM   #3
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Maybe a threesome?
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Old 06-23-2018, 12:24 PM   #4
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Are we really having sex, or am I masturbating again?
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Old 06-23-2018, 12:29 PM   #5
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Did I leave the car lights on?

Where is my address book?

Must get to ATM tomorrow

Who's hosting Cherri's baby shower?

I think they should have Melissa Mc Carthy play Roseanne instead of killing her off.

Tomorrow is recycle pickup day.

Lisa drives that truck like a bat out of hell.

I just changed these sheets.
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Old 06-23-2018, 01:14 PM   #6
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Once she has been painting the ceiling beige, willl that keep reminding her of our minglled juices ?
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Old 06-23-2018, 04:19 PM   #7
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Did I leave the car lights on?

Where is my address book?

Must get to ATM tomorrow

Who's hosting Cherri's baby shower?

I think they should have Melissa Mc Carthy play Roseanne instead of killing her off.

Tomorrow is recycle pickup day.

Lisa drives that truck like a bat out of hell.

I just changed these sheets.
Mmmm that's a lot of sex your having ?
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:10 PM   #8
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Who's hosting Cherri's baby shower?

I think they should have Melissa Mc Carthy play Roseanne instead of killing her off.

Tomorrow is recycle pickup day.

Lisa drives that truck like a bat out of hell.

I just changed these sheets.
You obviously need better sex.
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:28 PM   #9
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Wonder if that is a groin hernia?
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Old 06-23-2018, 06:59 PM   #10
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Or sedatives..
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:03 PM   #11
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Mmmm that's a lot of sex your having ?
Oh, that's just one night..the devil is the details.
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:05 PM   #12
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Is that the wife's car pulling in?

Is that the wife's car pulling in?

Is that the wife's car pulling in?
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You gotta get a room, buddy. You'll develop heart palpitations of nasty kind.
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:38 PM   #14
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Or sedatives..
So theses days drugged sleep is better than sex?
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:44 PM   #15
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I gotta pee. Wonder if I’d offend him if I just let it go. Or would he just think I’m a squirter? Maybe if I let it out a little at a time and moan it’ll be ok. I wonder if I should.......oh wait.... never mind now. Heh heh. Squirter it is.
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:49 PM   #16
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I gotta pee. Wonder if Iíd offend him if I just let it go. Or would he just think Iím a squirter? Maybe if I let it out a little at a time and moan itíll be ok. I wonder if I should.......oh wait.... never mind now. Heh heh. Squirter it is.
Maybe he likes golden showers
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:53 PM   #17
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Who doesnít?
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Old 06-23-2018, 08:21 PM   #18
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Need to finish this up quick so I can go check for new threads at M&F.
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Is my viagra going to last?
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mostly i used to be nervous if son would wake up and knock on door. in the past.
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Old Yesterday, 08:39 AM   #21
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Was that a squirt or a ... ?
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