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Old 05-08-2018, 07:55 PM   #351
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Old 05-08-2018, 07:57 PM   #352
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:00 PM   #353
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:21 PM   #354
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Ok.... I'll have two servings then!
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:21 PM   #355
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:28 PM   #356
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Old 05-09-2018, 09:21 PM   #357
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A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.
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Old 05-09-2018, 09:39 PM   #358
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And all that fits on one napkin!
...or so I've been told
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Old 05-10-2018, 02:48 PM   #359
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Old 05-10-2018, 02:49 PM   #360
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Old 05-10-2018, 03:05 PM   #361
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:16 PM   #362
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Tickets to Springsteen on Broadway cost $1000-$3000, each!
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Old 06-10-2018, 11:16 PM   #363
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Old 06-12-2018, 06:39 PM   #364
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Now even Canada hates us.

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Old 06-12-2018, 07:44 PM   #365
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Old 06-12-2018, 07:45 PM   #366
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Old 06-12-2018, 07:49 PM   #367
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Now even Canada hates us.

I hope we make up before next summer. I want to see the west.
We don't hate YOU....just one particular man that is testing our usually calm demeanor.
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I think that is 'I am woman.. hear me roar'


I'm just straight up all around fucking flat out full of awesome. I don't need to roar it
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I think that is 'I am woman.. hear me roar'


I'm just straight up all around fucking flat out full of awesome. I don't need to roar it
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Old 06-12-2018, 08:05 PM   #370
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:06 AM   #373
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Old 06-29-2018, 01:16 PM   #374
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Old 06-29-2018, 01:35 PM   #375
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