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Old 06-10-2011, 02:39 PM   #51
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Ants never sleep.

A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
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It would take 1,200,000 mosquitoes, each sucking once, to completely drain the average human of blood.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:45 PM   #53
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Kermit the frog is left handed.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
LMAO thats gotta taste like shit.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:47 PM   #54
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:53 PM   #55
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Hitler's Mercedes had a false floor to make him look five inches taller when he stood up in it.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:55 PM   #56
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  • A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Damn ... You men act like pigs all the other times .... Can't you all act like pigs for something like that? ... Trust me, that's the one time you guys will not hear us women telling you to stop acting like such pigs, I can promise you that!

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Old 06-10-2011, 03:38 PM   #57
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The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

I don't even want to know HOW it was used. I'm thinking the smell would kill any ideas of passion before they got started!
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Old 06-11-2011, 05:58 PM   #58
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Found this one out today...

If you eat a large quantity of carrots in a short enough time period, you will turn orange.
That's actually true. If I find the link of the person it happened to, i'll prove it...

http://healthmad.com/health/carrot-a...y-turn-orange/
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:01 AM   #59
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Did ya'll kno the same guy that does the voice of Eeyore, also does the voice of Optimus Prime?....

Just a random fact from DD today
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:05 AM   #60
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the striped mittenfish, a deepwater species recently discovered in the java sea, can change its sex at will by turning its entire body inside out.
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:08 AM   #61
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In 1999, Pepsi, Inc. paid $0.00 in income tax!
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:19 AM   #62
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Q-Tips were originally called Baby Gays

A toothbrush within 6 ft of a toilet can get airborne bacteria from flushing
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:34 AM   #63
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Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58
Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:14 AM   #64
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A old law in my home town reads you can beat your wife with a stick as long as its not larger than the thickness of your thumb.......... stop running bit ch.

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In every group of 32 people, there will be at least 2 with the same birthday.
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If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
Dalmatians are born without spots.
The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
The more sex you have, the more sex you want—this is especially true for women—as it raises testosterone levels.
From the biochemical point of view, sex is like the consumption of large quantities of chocolate.
Men beard grows faster when they are about make sex.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often than those who do not accept this type of literature.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. What a boring life !
Headache is not a good excuse for not having sex, because endorphins released during sex have analgesic effect.
Every year, over 10,000 Americans are injured trying weird sexual position.
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
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There's a Mr. T Cabbage Patch Doll....Seriously.....
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Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
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Old 08-24-2011, 12:04 PM   #70
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The vibrator, a common sex toy for women, was originally designed in the nineteenth century as a medication to combat the anxiety-related symptoms of “hysteria” (now known as menstruation)
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In Pulp Fiction, the word "fuck" is used 265 times.
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US Coast Guard Statistics show that an alarming percentage of male drowning victims had their fly open. Indicating that they were urinating from the back of a boat and fell out...
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A C2 is played by putting the second note in the major scale in place of one of the octaves.
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All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 40.
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