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Old 07-11-2013, 04:15 PM   #51
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:16 PM   #52
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Corollary: some are Ass-top-hats, ass-berets & ass-fedoras

Youre digging deep..in shallow waters Arte..just sayin?
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:27 PM   #53
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Expecting to find real love on the internet is like expecting to find a real Rolex on Canal Street in NYC...
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:32 PM   #54
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I don't want a Rolex, I don't need to know the time that much.
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:33 PM   #55
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Expecting for one's spouse to wake up after years of boring sex is like licking your elbow.
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:35 PM   #56
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Expecting for one's spouse to wake up after years of boring sex is like licking your elbow.
Ill lick your elbow..if ya want
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:39 PM   #57
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I'm not going to do anything, just let me show you what a friend of mine did with his girlfriend once.
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:39 PM   #58
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:45 PM   #59
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:53 PM   #60
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There's cunts..and then there's fucking cunts!..ya know?
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:56 PM   #61
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Rosie is here and she has the drinks ......Rhyming as never been my strong point
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:56 PM   #62
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Spork it over!
Dont the spork deliver babies to..oh nevermind..same thing
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:02 PM   #64
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If youre gonna sit there with your mouth open..dont blame me for what ends up in it..ok?

Fuck me!..I just made that up on the fly!..how good am I?
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If youre gonna sit there with your mouth open..dont blame me for what ends up in it..ok?

Fuck me!..I just made that up on the fly!..how good am I?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH your good babe ....Just saying
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not necessarily...you can have a lot of pleasure behind those walls...
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not necessarily...you can have a lot of pleasure behind those walls...
Googie Withers had a fine time ..the lesbian bitch!

(lemme know if you never watched "Within These Walls") ..ok?
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Googie Withers had a fine time ..the lesbian bitch!

(lemme know if you never watched "Within These Walls") ..ok?
OW OW Hands up idid i did ...Thats so sad
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Indeed, but that doesn't mean you're still not missing something external.
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