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Old 10-19-2014, 06:03 PM   #1
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So this morning I was sitting on the patio with my GA Bulldog T shirt on and nothing else. I was sipping coffee and talking to Mr. Blue eyes. All of the sudden he says hey baby give me a shot of that P***sy. So I did and had a wonderful morning to say the least.
Men are so easy give them one flash of your Cooter and they are puppets on a string.

So tell me have you flashed your Cooter today or has someone flashed one at you? Details Please!

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Old 10-19-2014, 06:04 PM   #2
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oh Dixie Dixie Dixie...LOL...

No cooter shots here!
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Old 10-19-2014, 06:07 PM   #3
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You call them squirrel shots up north right Diva?
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Nope. Not once today.
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You call them squirrel shots up north right Diva?


A cooter is a cooter I believe
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Old 10-19-2014, 06:10 PM   #6
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A cooter is a cooter I believe

I wish I didn't know that term but there are worse names for it.
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Old 10-19-2014, 06:11 PM   #7
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You call them squirrel shots up north right Diva?
I believe they call them "cootah shawts" where DD's from.
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Old 10-19-2014, 06:11 PM   #8
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nope - but came close to seeing a few!
In my job I have to measure round people's waists but inevitably a few always end up unzipping their trousers! wtf?! Since when has a waist been 'down there'!! smh
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Old 10-19-2014, 06:14 PM   #9
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I wonder if he was related.
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Old 10-19-2014, 07:35 PM   #10
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No not today but yes I have done it :
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Old 10-19-2014, 07:36 PM   #11
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Old 10-19-2014, 07:39 PM   #12
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I had one hiss and spit at me recently...a rather magnificent experience if I do say so myself!
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Old 10-19-2014, 07:42 PM   #13
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No cooter shots today. He'd just get annoyed anyway. Why waste the cooter when its not appreciated?
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Old 10-19-2014, 07:48 PM   #14
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So when he bothers you with his snoring you sit on his face?
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Old 10-19-2014, 07:55 PM   #15
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Ya know,sometimes I get tired of seeing my own. Maybe I will get one in my inbox as a surprise one day. Stranger things have happened...
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No, I was just outta the shower wiggling into a pair of skinny jeans while I was still kinda wet. I bent over to hike them up and busted him waking up.
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Cooter's and hooters....can't get enough of em.
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Old 10-20-2014, 01:56 AM   #18
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I need a good beaver shot haven't had a good one in years
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Old 10-21-2014, 06:46 PM   #19
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You need a trip to the river honey
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I need a good beaver shot haven't had a good one in years
Beavers are scary looking. All hairy with long yellow teeth. Not to mention the claws. You don't wanna see all that right?

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You need a trip to the river honey
I need something
And not that kind of beaver
I am a Canuck and not all beavers ate actually beavers
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Beavers are scary looking. All hairy with Loke yellow teeth. Not to mention the claws. You don't wanna see all that right?
Her teeth look fine... http://imgur.com/ywqRQTV
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Beavers are scary looking. All hairy with Loke yellow teeth. Not to mention the claws. You don't wanna see all that right?
Had a few of those chase me out of the river
Nasty buggers
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