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Old 10-23-2014, 09:44 PM   #51
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Score!
you mean ...snatch
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Old 10-23-2014, 09:46 PM   #52
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you mean ...snatch
touch madame

I had a pun to add but I'm going to let it go. Lol
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Old 10-23-2014, 09:48 PM   #53
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Oh come on ladies..shoot your man a cooter they will crawl all over you!
This really merits a study to find the coorelation between the initiation of a cooter shot and the onset of crawling all over. I'd be happy to help you out with this.
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Old 10-23-2014, 09:48 PM   #54
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Cooter shots explained for men
You know when you take your cock shots... how erotic it feels taking a video or a pic for her...well it's no different for us... it's incredibly erotic taking pussy shots for someone special who appreciates them... (keyword being someone special...not everybody lol)
She also can't steal your Rolex this way
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:14 PM   #55
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You know when you take your cock shots... how erotic it feels taking a video or a pic for her...
Was just discussing this with a friend...becoming a mod at this site and being forced to moderate profile pics has cured me completely of this ^.
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:15 PM   #56
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Say it ain't so Tom has anyone actually tired to put a cooter shot in their album?
OMG have I got a pic for you!
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:17 PM   #57
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This really merits a study to find the coorelation between the initiation of a cooter shot and the onset of crawling all over. I'd be happy to help you out with this.
Darlin I know if you get a chance to see it for just once sec you would be crawling
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:17 PM   #58
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Say it ain't so Tom has anyone actually tired to put a cooter shot in their album?
OMG have I got a pic for you!
No...I was referring to the horror of the male junk shot. Though I do recall once seeing a pic out there of a lady holding her semen coated boobs.
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:28 PM   #59
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No...I was referring to the horror of the male junk shot. Though I do recall once seeing a pic out there of a lady holding her semen coated boobs.
... but you do like porn right? just not porn by people you know or interact with?
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... but you do like porn right? just not porn by people you know or interact with?
Porn? Is that an australian term? I'm not familiar...
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:32 PM   #61
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Was just discussing this with a friend...becoming a mod at this site and being forced to moderate profile pics has cured me completely of this ^.
I wouldn't want to see everybody's or anybody's junk shots...fortunately I've never been over exposed and so I can still enjoy a sexy junk shot from someone I find attractive...
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Old 10-23-2014, 10:38 PM   #62
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I wouldn't want to see everybody's or anybody's junk shots...fortunately I've never been over exposed and so I can still enjoy a sexy junk shot from someone I find attractive...
I've concluded that most men operate on the "I have one, therefore I must take pictures of it" philosophy.
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I've concluded that most men operate on the "I have one, therefore I must take pictures of it" philosophy.
You know I would have agreed with you a year ago, but taking them for my husband... it's a huge turn on...for me (not him lol) so maybe I'm just as fucked up as all these men taking junk shots or maybe it's something that can enhance your sex life if done right
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You know I would have agreed with you a year ago, but taking them for my husband... it's a huge turn on...for me (not him lol) so maybe I'm just as fucked up as all these men taking junk shots or maybe it's something that can enhance your sex life if done right
I'm just joking (mostly)...I've enjoyed a shared naughty pic or two, so I don't disagree.
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I'm just joking (mostly)...I've enjoyed a shared naughty pic or two, so I don't disagree.
the icky part is for example the pervert thread... who wants to see my.....
but if it's within a private/cybersex or relationship scenario then I think it's hot
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You know cooter shots are serious business either "oh my looks delicious " or "omg put a towel over that thang!
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Old 10-24-2014, 02:20 AM   #67
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I guess my point is this... (digging really deep in the human psyche here lol and probably should have left it alone )

many people miss the purpose of a cooter/junk shot and even I suppose nude/boob etc other pics completely... it's often more erotic for the person taking the shot than it is for the person receiving the pic...and if you get that...then receiving it is reeeeallly hawt
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we have beaver to beaver arrangements nowadays...that's soooo unfair.
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Yet another word I just learned the meaning of! The site never fails to educate!
The etymology will be interesting to research...

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:So this morning I was sitting on the patio with my GA Bulldog T shirt on and nothing else. I was sipping coffee and talking to Mr. Blue eyes. All of the sudden he says hey baby give me a shot of that P***sy. So I did and had a wonderful morning to say the least.
I think I don't know how to spell P***sy. I've been spelling it P**sy.
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Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard got shot! Oh forget it. Very misleading thread.
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A cooter was shot in my home town but it made a threatening gesture.
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That's how I spell "pissy"
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And I thought Inverness was in Scotland!

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Please move this thread to a pic friendly zone.. Pretty please...?
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