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Old 12-08-2015, 09:48 AM   #126
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I like more of the cooter in panties shot lol but i could be weird
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Old 01-15-2016, 08:02 PM   #127
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Anyone sent a cooter shot lately?? Please do tell
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Old 01-15-2016, 08:08 PM   #128
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Anyone ever received one that, upon closer scrutiny, had a bit of tissue stuck to it?
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Old 01-15-2016, 08:29 PM   #129
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Anyone ever received one that, upon closer scrutiny, had a bit of tissue stuck to it?
OMG No!!! too damn funny
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Old 01-29-2016, 01:23 AM   #130
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So this morning I was sitting on the patio with my GA Bulldog T shirt on and nothing else. I was sipping coffee and talking to Mr. Blue eyes. All of the sudden he says hey baby give me a shot of that P***sy. So I did and had a wonderful morning to say the least.
Men are so easy give them one flash of your Cooter and they are puppets on a string.

So tell me have you flashed your Cooter today or has someone flashed one at you? Details Please!

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i do not remember when was the last time i saw a real pussy..may be a year or more.
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:47 PM   #131
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i do not remember when was the last time i saw a real pussy..may be a year or more.
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:56 PM   #132
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I vaguely remember them... I thought they went extinct a couple of years ago..
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:57 PM   #133
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I vaguely remember them... I thought they went extinct a couple of years ago..
What you were just peeping up my skirt??
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:59 PM   #134
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What you were just peeping up my skirt??
...I've seen pictures of bigfoot too.. but that doesn't mean it's real.
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...I've seen pictures of bigfoot too.. but that doesn't mean it's real.
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Old 01-30-2016, 11:36 AM   #136
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Pics or GTFO
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Old 01-30-2016, 11:40 AM   #137
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Interesting that you bump this thread a little while after I bumped the Menstrual synchrony thread, are you trying to say something...?
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Old 01-30-2016, 11:42 AM   #138
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Interesting that you bump this thread a little while after I bumped the Menstrual synchrony thread, are you trying to say something...?
Checking for synchronization
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Eeeewwwww even OBGYNs don't do that!
You need to learn from the lyrics of the famous Meatloaf

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Old 03-25-2016, 08:41 PM   #140
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Free Cooter shots to bad no one is here tonight
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Old 03-30-2016, 12:38 PM   #141
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I've been through this whole thread and I haven't seen a single cooter shot. False advertising I tell ya!
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Old 03-30-2016, 02:30 PM   #142
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I've been through this whole thread and I haven't seen a single cooter shot. False advertising I tell ya!
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For Southern1 you dickhead
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Old 04-01-2016, 08:44 PM   #144
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Oh hell....I thought this was a thread about Dukes of Hazard!! My bad!!
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I twat I saw a Cooter
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I did! I did see a cooter!
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Did it have teeth?
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Coote shot, isn't that a new drink down at lickity splits?
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No but it was drooling
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