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Old 07-14-2015, 01:16 AM   #1
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I have a fairly dumb cat. And that's by cat standards. He's just not very bright.

Like I have 2 pairs of french doors onto a deck. They're side by side. If he goes out the doors on the left, he will cry to get back in on that side -- even if the ones on the right are open. How many animals are that dumb?

But he did one smart thing once.

He brought in a mouse, dead, and laid it on a rug in the laundry room. And then he went and got a toy mouse and laid it right next to it.

Was he organizing his toys? Was he organizing his mice?

Either way, I still changed all my passwords after that.
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Old 07-14-2015, 01:36 AM   #2
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I have a Border Collie. We adopted him 10 years ago from a local no kill shelter. It was definitely an adjustment period for all of us, but he took a little longer. He ate books.. the entire phone book while I was at work. There's a lot of paper in the phone book.

He's eaten multiple toys, including legos, barbies, hot wheels.

He was raised with two of our cats, therefore, he thinks he's a cat. We've tried every dog food ever made, but he will not eat it. He'll only eat cat food. He's super dumb.
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Old 07-14-2015, 01:39 AM   #3
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I have a Border Collie. We adopted him 10 years ago from a local no kill shelter. It was definitely an adjustment period for all of us, but he took a little longer. He ate books.. the entire phone book while I was at work. There's a lot of paper in the phone book.

He's eaten multiple toys, including legos, barbies, hot wheels.

He was raised with two of our cats, therefore, he thinks he's a cat. We've tried every dog food ever made, but he will not eat it. He'll only eat cat food. He's super dumb.
Ok that is funny... I feel your pain though... so many things eatin.. hope he is ok.. has he got to the Vet for eating so many weird things?
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Old 07-14-2015, 01:50 AM   #4
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Ok that is funny... I feel your pain though... so many things eatin.. hope he is ok.. has he got to the Vet for eating so many weird things?
He's been numerous times. He's grown out of eating most weird things, except cat food.
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One of my pups is so smart I can though a bottle cap out in the back yard and he will find it!! And well the other well she knows my alarm and knows mommy must get up! Even when mommy doesn't want to !!
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Old 07-14-2015, 01:51 AM   #6
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He's been numerous times. He's grown out of eating most weird things, except cat food.
might the cats like Dog Food?
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He's been numerous times. He's grown out of eating most weird things, except cat food.
Glad he has learn at least some lessons of life
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We have a dog. One Christmas...he pilfered a bag of those "chocolate coins"...took them on our bed, and managed to peel off the tin foil on every one..and ate them. Im buggered if I know how he did it...but he did.
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Old 07-14-2015, 03:39 AM   #9
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We have a dog. One Christmas...he pilfered a bag of those "chocolate coins"...took them on our bed, and managed to peel off the tin foil on every one..and ate them. Im buggered if I know how he did it...but he did.
I'm guessing you were thinking about lots of things that day. But those chocolates were all he had to think about. You don't need that much IQ if it's properly focused. According to my dad.
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Old 07-14-2015, 05:07 AM   #10
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Old 07-14-2015, 05:42 AM   #11
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I have a Maltese x Shih Tzu she's pretty smart, even has the sulky look down pat when she's trying to put me on a guilt trip

She's a great dog to run with every day, full of energy
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Old 07-14-2015, 06:14 AM   #12
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I have a golden retriever...she's the sweetest dog ever, but not the brightest bulb on the tree
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Too smart for his own good. I think my pit does things just to fuck with me sometimes. He's a punk
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Was he organizing his toys? Was he organizing his mice?
I saw this several years ago, you should watch it sometime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGQ0n0A71xQ

My dog is dumb. If I throw her steak she'll look completely past it. I have to point it out to her really carefully. She always barks at the dogs on tv. And she falls for squeaky toy noises every time I want to lure her somewhere, even ones I play on my phone(there doesn't have to actually be a toy). She does know what bathtub means though.. and goes gets in it herself, so she has hope.

The cat is really pretty smart, albeit naive.

And our axolotl is a genius. I suspect he is actually a human trapped in a water creature body, and if you kissed him he'd take his human form.. but he has poison teeth so I've never risked kissing him..

..oh. And I forgot the finches. They are quite dumb. My youngest gave them Shakespeare names so I was going to say their names don't suit them.. but actually Shakespeare's characters really are often annoyingly stupid, so I guess it does suit them.

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Hmm they get babied with lots of loving and attention. Lazy days sleeping on the furniture and catered to by the humans in this house. I would say they are very intelligent indeed.
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My Ozzie is very smart ....He knows how to get what he wants just ask ice
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He got a white ear today..how smart was that?
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He got a white ear today..how smart was that?

He wanted your attention so it worked lolololololol
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He wanted your attention so it worked lolololololol
Just dont put him in the newsroom..there'll be a fckin petition for him..in a friggin heartbeat
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Just dont put him in the newsroom..there'll be a fckin petition for him..in a friggin heartbeat
Hes smarter than the averge newsroomer
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Hes smarter than the averge newsroomer
No doubt. I'm thinking we could get a serious argument going over his white ear without one person knowing what a white ear is. Frankly, I'm a bit offended that a White ear is considered a bad thing.
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I dont have one of my own.. anymore.. just a borrowed one and he is pretty smart but defiant when he wants.. to be ..

I am talking a bout a pet..
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