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Old 07-26-2015, 09:34 PM   #26
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My dog goes ape if the hose or sprinkler is on, or if the fire pit is lit. She makes crazy sounds and faces with both... like posessed crazy. With the water she chases it down to it's source, and I swear she'll burst swallowing water. And with the fire she singes her whiskers, and tries to eat blowing sparks out of the air. With both she acts like they're alive, so we call them fire god and water god. When I light a fire I have to say 'don't let the dog out, the fire god is out tonight'.
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My Aussie can spell. Spelling out words she knows, which are extensive, only gets past her once at most. She knows more than a dozen of her toys by name. Tells us when it's time to go out. The list goes on.
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Old 07-27-2015, 02:09 AM   #28
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Old 07-27-2015, 05:55 AM   #29
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I have smart ones, dumb ones and silly ones.
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:00 AM   #31
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:07 AM   #32
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My dog is a genius when it comes to getting food. She gets it anyway she can ...begs, steals mine, knocks over bags of chips, etc. and eats what comes out ....

But she's an idiot when it comes to learning tricks! ...Reminds me of people I know ...
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My Aussie can spell. Spelling out words she knows, which are extensive, only gets past her once at most. She knows more than a dozen of her toys by name. Tells us when it's time to go out. The list goes on.
I put name tags on my toys so I don't forget.
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Old 07-27-2015, 07:55 PM   #34
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Lucky... why do you want to know how smart my pet is... are you recruiting for the newsroom?
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:07 PM   #35
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my pet is so smart she won't have to google any of her replies to the newsroom
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Old 07-27-2015, 09:32 PM   #36
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My dog knows when my knee cracks in the morning to jump off the bed it's time to get up.
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Old 07-27-2015, 09:55 PM   #37
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Sorry that I can't contribute, my cat is dumb as a box of rocks. But he's all mine. & I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Old 07-27-2015, 10:23 PM   #38
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puppy is too smart, he knows if a car is not a usual neighbor car, so barks at the strangers visiting, or if someone gets a new vehicle he is not happy.......
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Old 07-28-2015, 02:49 AM   #39
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My dog goes ape if the hose or sprinkler is on, or if the fire pit is lit. She makes crazy sounds and faces with both... like posessed crazy. With the water she chases it down to it's source, and I swear she'll burst swallowing water. And with the fire she singes her whiskers, and tries to eat blowing sparks out of the air. With both she acts like they're alive, so we call them fire god and water god. When I light a fire I have to say 'don't let the dog out, the fire god is out tonight'.
Not saying she's smart, but I like her passion. If this thread were How Intense is Your Pet... yours wins.
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Sorry that I can't contribute, my cat is dumb as a box of rocks. But he's all mine. & I wouldn't have it any other way.
There's an implied category for your cat. My cat is so not-smart he can't find his way back in throught the right side french door if he exited through the left.
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Not saying she's smart, but I like her passion. If this thread were How Intense is Your Pet... yours wins.
It's the little things to be happy over, like she does know the word bathtub and goes to get in it by herself to wash her muddy feet..

The axolotl though is freaking genius lol

The cat just looks constantly like she's just been bamboozled by life.
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That's because you're a true Aussie. Australian Shepards are actually American.
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It's the little things to be happy over, like she does know the word bathtub and goes to get in it by herself to wash her muddy feet..

The axolotl though is freaking genius lol

The cat just looks constantly like she's just been bamboozled by life.
I know the word bathtub.
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I have trained my dogs to run to the back door when I yell my sons name. Because I usually follow it with let the dogs out.
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My dog goes ape if the hose or sprinkler is on, or if the fire pit is lit. She makes crazy sounds and faces with both... like posessed crazy. With the water she chases it down to it's source, and I swear she'll burst swallowing water. And with the fire she singes her whiskers, and tries to eat blowing sparks out of the air. With both she acts like they're alive, so we call them fire god and water god. When I light a fire I have to say 'don't let the dog out, the fire god is out tonight'.


Good job there isnt a "Sex God" huh?

Oh wait!..Im here!
Keep your mutt away from me..ok?
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Good job there isnt a "Sex God" huh?

Oh wait!..Im here!
Keep your mutt away from me..ok?
You have so much hubba hubba we have to keep you sequestered on a mountain top. You'd cause chaos if you released your sexiness on the world... How's that?
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You have so much hubba hubba we have to keep you sequestered on a mountain top. You'd cause chaos if you released your sexiness on the world... How's that?

Your cheque is in the post Bails..pleasure doing business with you
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My cat, the same one that categorizes his mice, has lately taken to chasing dogs. It's dumb. It's suicidal. And it's making enemies among the neighbors.
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