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Old 03-28-2017, 11:15 PM   #101
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The cat in our house is an idiot. He runs under running faucets, constantly tries to fish things out of the disposal, tries to get into the shower if you forget to close the bathroom door, and loves to sit/sleep in the fridge. He's been accidentally locked in 4 or 5 times.
Now see? That was Joey. All of that. He had to re-learn how much he hated water on a daily basis. He was once locked in a garage for 7 days when the neighbors went on vacation. And yet he lived to be 13. Just goes to show -- it's better to be lucky than smart.
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Old 03-28-2017, 11:25 PM   #102
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I had an orange tabby that would fetch. She had brains. She could've been in the circus.
There's a video of a cat playing goalie. Baxter and I have training to do.

http://thebiglead.com/2017/01/27/vid...like-reflexes/
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Old 03-29-2017, 02:33 AM   #103
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There's a video of a cat playing goalie. Baxter and I have training to do.

http://thebiglead.com/2017/01/27/vid...like-reflexes/
She looks like Lucy too! Excellent.
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Old 03-29-2017, 03:50 AM   #104
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our last cat used to fetch...we would throw a rolled up lindt wrapper and it would go fetch it and bring it back in its mouth and wait for us to throw it again. He also used to play with our wild bird we were hand rearing. The bird used to sit on its perch and pick at the cats whiskers
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:53 PM   #105
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:54 PM   #106
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My horse ain't smart.... little dumb... but a sweetie
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:54 PM   #107
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Smart enough to steal Rosies "Arabian Glow" make up..and make a meal of it
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Old 03-29-2017, 01:55 PM   #108
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Smart enough to steal Rosies "Arabian Glow" make up..and make a meal of it
And roll his own lolololololol
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Old 04-14-2017, 11:16 PM   #109
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Too smart for her own good, but then she's a JRT, so it just goes with the territory.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:24 AM   #110
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They've decided to go away to University next year. I'm wondering how I'll pay for it.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:41 AM   #111
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They've decided to go away to University next year. I'm wondering how I'll pay for it.
They could work parttime at PetSmart, in the legal department, maybe.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:45 AM   #112
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They could work parttime at PetSmart, in the legal department, maybe.
I tried that. They say it'll interfere with their "university experience." We've raised devils.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:48 AM   #113
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I tried that. They say it'll interfere with their "university experience." We've raised devils.
Oh,oh, they'll be looking for the gap year before you know it..maybe next semester. Insist on Iowa. You won't have trouble after that.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:52 AM   #114
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Crafty enough to pry the dryer open and pee on my clothes because he was disgruntled at me for being gone.
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Old 04-15-2017, 03:19 AM   #115
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Crafty enough to pry the dryer open and pee on my clothes because he was disgruntled at me for being gone.
Might have exceeded the borders of pethood. You might consider a restraining order.
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Old 04-15-2017, 03:27 AM   #116
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One of them can open the cabinet under the sink & get all the trash out & make a mess all over the house!
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Old 04-15-2017, 08:36 PM   #117
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:01 PM   #118
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My little dog likes to lay his head on spouse pillow and pull the cover up to his neck.
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:10 PM   #119
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We have a rescue dog ...damn smartest dog ever... We put a string of bells on the door knob for her to ring when she need out to use the facilities ... In less than a week was using the bells and the wife would get up and let her out...

I mean come on, in less than a week she trained the wife to do what she wanted ...I haven't been able to do that in 20 ...
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:44 PM   #120
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I sometimes think she actually lacks some brain cells.
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:53 AM   #121
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My lab is pretty smart but the other dog's dumb as a box of rocks but she has figured out how to open the door where all the treats are stashed.
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He knows Pie

Apple Pie, Steak pie..........
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:52 PM   #123
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My dogs seem to be able to tell when it's their usual time for stuff they want...but they can't seem to hold still for haircuts and claw clipping which would speed things up. They're about as smart as some of the people I work with!
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