What job/occupation would you be bad at? - Page 11

bryan3636 · 05-28-2018, 11:27 AM

Politician (my ethics are too high)

hijiller · 05-28-2018, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bryan3636

Politician (my ethics are too high)

Yeah, and think of the Congress as an audience.

ilovetospike · 06-09-2018, 12:01 PM

Professor of Verbal Filters and Sugar Coating

Ally · 06-09-2018, 12:06 PM

Hairdresser. I've given my poor children some horrible haircuts.

SpecialK · 06-09-2018, 12:37 PM

site moderator.. I dislike knowing too much..

scott46 · 06-09-2018, 01:16 PM

A Fluffer. I just don't find a penis very attractive if it is not my own.

SpecialK · 06-09-2018, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by scott46

A Fluffer. I just don't find a penis very attractive if it is not my own.

then why do you keep soliciting me for penis pics!!

scott46 · 06-09-2018, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SpecialK

then why do you keep soliciting me for penis pics!!

Well, there is an exception to every rule, SK.

SophieC · 06-09-2018, 01:48 PM

Teaching crocodiles the subtle intricacies of ballet.

scott46 · 06-09-2018, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SophieC

Teaching crocodiles the subtle intricacies of ballet.

They are more adept at Crocodile Rock.

OneFineDay · 06-09-2018, 01:54 PM

Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, or informally Brexit Secretary ...
I'm afraid I'd be too smart for such a nut job ...

SophieC · 06-09-2018, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by scott46

They are more adept at Crocodile Rock.

I still wouldn't run the Crocodile Rock school.

ZoydW · 06-09-2018, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SophieC

Teaching crocodiles the subtle intricacies of ballet.

If you've never seen it, a crocodile plie is pure, understated beauty.

Alpheius · 06-09-2018, 09:57 PM

Elvis impersonator.
My legs just don't move that way.

FeistyAngel · 07-20-2018, 11:21 PM

Flight attendant. People are obnoxious and sometimes bad words stroll out of my mouth.

Lyric~* · 07-21-2018, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ally

Hairdresser. I've given my poor children some horrible haircuts.

Wish I can thank these two posts, but too late! My son had a buzz cut for most of his younger years. Clippers were my friends!! Now it costs 35 for his cuts. I don’t even pay that for my own cuts. WTH?!! lol

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Originally Posted by SpecialK

site moderator.. I dislike knowing too much..

I can see this about you and can appreciate how you’re such a loyal and caring friend to many...yet you try to remain drama free.

Lyric~* · 07-21-2018, 12:10 AM

A professional who is expected to kiss ass to shmooze and rub elbows.

I’ve got too much “fuck off” spirit for all that brown nosing.

I only kiss my peeps ass....more than happy to get all up in it!

Lyric~* · 07-21-2018, 12:10 AM

Lyric~* · 07-21-2018, 12:38 AM

RisingSun · 07-21-2018, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyric~*

A professional who is expected to kiss ass to shmooze and rub elbows.

I’ve got too much “fuck off” spirit for all that brown nosing.

I only kiss my peeps ass....more than happy to get all up in it!

wow! Just wow!

RisingSun · 07-21-2018, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyric~*

A professional who is expected to kiss ass to shmooze and rub elbows.

I’ve got too much “fuck off” spirit for all that brown nosing.

I only kiss my peeps ass....more than happy to get all up in it!

So....ummm....you said this 3 times because?

Lyric~* · 07-21-2018, 12:51 AM

Oh fuck!! Guess I really meant it.

Stupid site updates. They hate me!

I hate them MORE!

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RisingSun · 07-21-2018, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyric~*

Oh fuck!! Guess I really meant it.

Stupid site updates. They hate me!

I hate them MORE!

:

Lol! It never fails they come along about the time your in mid type!

RisingSun · 07-21-2018, 01:01 AM

Oils salesman at a gay bath house

Genxer · 07-21-2018, 01:11 AM

MILF Commander

06-09-2018, 12:01 PM	#253
ilovetospike Thread Ruiner Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: neither here nor there Age: 55 Posts: 24,780 Thanks: 3,403 Thanked 8,810 Times in 7,219 Posts	Professor of Verbal Filters and Sugar Coating __________________ I lead the league in eye rolls.

06-09-2018, 12:37 PM	#255
SpecialK not feeling it anymore... Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Currently Panhandling Age: 52 Posts: 20,294 Thanks: 8,494 Thanked 7,340 Times in 5,741 Posts Blog Entries: 5	site moderator.. I dislike knowing too much.. __________________ Why do they play this music on elevators if we're not supposed to slow dance?

06-09-2018, 01:16 PM	#256
scott46 Flirting God Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: TV Land Age: 49 Posts: 4,521 Thanks: 2,180 Thanked 1,767 Times in 1,432 Posts	A Fluffer. I just don't find a penis very attractive if it is not my own. __________________ Good will conquer evil and the truth will set you free Then I know someday I'll find the key Trapped

06-09-2018, 01:48 PM	#259
SophieC Cake please Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: UK Age: 38 Posts: 6,010 Thanks: 2,269 Thanked 4,574 Times in 2,537 Posts Blog Entries: 22	Teaching crocodiles the subtle intricacies of ballet. __________________ Peace out, bro.

07-20-2018, 11:21 PM	#265
FeistyAngel Halos are overrated 😈 Join Date: Oct 2014 Age: 50 Posts: 8,066 Thanks: 2,678 Thanked 4,006 Times in 2,575 Posts	Flight attendant. People are obnoxious and sometimes bad words stroll out of my mouth. __________________

05-28-2018, 11:27 AM	#251
bryan3636 A legend in my own mind Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where the sun always shines Age: 56 Posts: 18,049 Thanks: 2,278 Thanked 5,383 Times in 3,843 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Politician (my ethics are too high)

06-09-2018, 12:06 PM	#254
Ally Je ne sais pas Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Age: 40 Posts: 19,527 Thanks: 5,975 Thanked 7,476 Times in 4,914 Posts Blog Entries: 27	Hairdresser. I've given my poor children some horrible haircuts.

06-09-2018, 01:54 PM	#261
OneFineDay East of the Big Pond Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Far Far Away Age: 58 Posts: 5,639 Thanks: 3,226 Thanked 2,101 Times in 1,834 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, or informally Brexit Secretary ... I'm afraid I'd be too smart for such a nut job ...

06-09-2018, 09:57 PM	#264
Alpheius Greek god who can't draw Join Date: Jun 2016 Age: 38 Posts: 3,012 Thanks: 1,163 Thanked 1,094 Times in 806 Posts	Elvis impersonator. My legs just don't move that way.

07-21-2018, 12:10 AM	#267
Lyric~* Flirting God Join Date: Mar 2011 Age: 40 Posts: 18,318 Thanks: 12,289 Thanked 9,330 Times in 6,837 Posts	A professional who is expected to kiss ass to shmooze and rub elbows. I’ve got too much “fuck off” spirit for all that brown nosing. I only kiss my peeps ass....more than happy to get all up in it!

07-21-2018, 12:10 AM	#268
Lyric~* Flirting God Join Date: Mar 2011 Age: 40 Posts: 18,318 Thanks: 12,289 Thanked 9,330 Times in 6,837 Posts	.... Last edited by Lyric~; 07-21-2018 at 12:52 AM. Reason: Cuz shit...lol*

07-21-2018, 12:38 AM	#269
Lyric~* Flirting God Join Date: Mar 2011 Age: 40 Posts: 18,318 Thanks: 12,289 Thanked 9,330 Times in 6,837 Posts	.... Last edited by Lyric~; 07-21-2018 at 12:52 AM. Reason: Saving Tom the clean up. Duh. Haha*

07-21-2018, 12:51 AM	#272
Lyric~* Flirting God Join Date: Mar 2011 Age: 40 Posts: 18,318 Thanks: 12,289 Thanked 9,330 Times in 6,837 Posts	Oh fuck!! Guess I really meant it. Stupid site updates. They hate me! I hate them MORE! :

07-21-2018, 01:01 AM	#274
RisingSun 2nd Qtr. 4.1% GDP Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Hometown Age: 66 Posts: 19,974 Thanks: 5,311 Thanked 3,033 Times in 2,808 Posts	Oils salesman at a gay bath house __________________

07-21-2018, 01:11 AM	#275
Genxer Delicious Torment Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Kansas Age: 57 Posts: 2,697 Thanks: 334 Thanked 813 Times in 672 Posts	MILF Commander