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Old 05-28-2018, 11:27 AM   #251
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Old 05-28-2018, 11:42 AM   #252
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Yeah, and think of the Congress as an audience.
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Old 06-09-2018, 12:01 PM   #253
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Old 06-09-2018, 12:06 PM   #254
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Old 06-09-2018, 12:37 PM   #255
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site moderator.. I dislike knowing too much..
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:16 PM   #256
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A Fluffer. I just don't find a penis very attractive if it is not my own.
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:36 PM   #257
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A Fluffer. I just don't find a penis very attractive if it is not my own.
then why do you keep soliciting me for penis pics!!
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:40 PM   #258
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then why do you keep soliciting me for penis pics!!
Well, there is an exception to every rule, SK.
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:48 PM   #259
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:51 PM   #260
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They are more adept at Crocodile Rock.
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:54 PM   #261
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Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, or informally Brexit Secretary ...
I'm afraid I'd be too smart for such a nut job ...
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:58 PM   #262
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They are more adept at Crocodile Rock.
I still wouldn't run the Crocodile Rock school.
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Old 06-09-2018, 09:53 PM   #263
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If you've never seen it, a crocodile plie is pure, understated beauty.
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Old 06-09-2018, 09:57 PM   #264
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My legs just don't move that way.
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