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Old 04-20-2018, 11:42 PM   #251
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Much respect SoCal guy....the more you try though the better the odds. Or not try, but I bet you’re better at it than you think.
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Old 04-21-2018, 12:01 AM   #252
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Old 04-21-2018, 04:24 AM   #253
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Filtering the things that come out of my mouth.

They haven't invented a big enough filter for that yet
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Old 04-21-2018, 04:51 AM   #254
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Old 04-27-2018, 03:05 PM   #255
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Old 04-27-2018, 04:45 PM   #256
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Not giving myself as much “me” time as I should...but that is getting fixed this year.
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:19 PM   #257
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:48 PM   #258
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not spunking all over the sheets
I knew I shouldn't have sent you that life-sized poster of me..
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:59 PM   #259
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Why do I always have to clean the spooge? You KNOW how much you deposit and it's not natural!
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:37 AM   #260
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:39 AM   #261
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:41 AM   #262
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:27 PM   #263
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Standing on one leg to get my pants on..christ!..my sense of balance has fuckin deserted me!
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:29 PM   #264
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Standing on one leg to get my pants on..christ!..my sense of balance has fuckin deserted me!
use your penis as a kickstand to brace yourself.
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I tried that..and broke my nose.
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:42 PM   #266
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I tried that..and broke my nose.
you gotta watch where you're swinging it... you're lucky you didn't put out an eye..
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you gotta watch where you're swinging it... you're lucky you didn't put out an eye..
'Specially a Jap's Eye
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:20 PM   #268
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Old 08-11-2018, 07:30 PM   #269
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:12 PM   #270
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Maybe there's a two for one lobotomy doctor
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:18 PM   #272
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