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Old 07-09-2016, 11:57 AM   #51
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Mmmm I just had a long john filled with custard
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Old 07-09-2016, 11:58 AM   #52
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Old 07-09-2016, 01:53 PM   #53
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Old 07-09-2016, 01:55 PM   #54
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Old 07-09-2016, 01:56 PM   #55
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Na klar, aber du bist kein Donut ... die Dänische Köchen von die Muppets Show könnte das aber ändern ...
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Na klar, aber du bist kein Donut ... die Dänische Köchen von die Muppets Show könnte das aber ändern ...
Das ich habe nicht gesehen.
Der Berliner ist auch gebraten und schmeckt yucky!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_(doughnut)
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Old 07-09-2016, 02:08 PM   #57
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Das ich habe nicht gesehen.
Der Berliner ist auch gebraten und schmeckt yucky!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_(doughnut)
Die besten Doughnuts gibt es in England oben auf der Steilküste, hast Du die probiert willst Du keine anderen mehr ... lies meinen Blog ... !
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Canadians are more sensible. They just taught their cops with doughnuts when displeased.

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Quatsch! Wenn der Brot gebraten ist, es kann nie normal sein!
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Quatsch! Wenn der Brot gebraten ist, es kann nie normal sein!
Nicht gebraten ... in Fett schwimmend ausgebacken !
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Old 07-10-2016, 10:40 AM   #61
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I 'dated' a girl that worked at IKEA. This is what her donut looked like.

Very modern.

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Old 07-10-2016, 11:25 AM   #62
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Dude, she was from Topeka. She just showed you her donut to sell the loveseat that you're still trying to put together!


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Old 07-10-2016, 11:57 AM   #63
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Dude, she was from Topeka. She just showed you her donut to sell the loveseat that you're still trying to put together!
Damnit! Fooled again.

At least I got a love seat and some anal out of the deal.
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Old 07-10-2016, 12:02 PM   #64
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I 'dated' a girl that worked at IKEA. This is what her donut looked like.

Very modern.

IKEA? They should start selling just the hole. That would be very cheap.
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IKEA? They should start selling just the hole. That would be very cheap.
How would that work? Would you just rub it on your wiener?
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A real treat, though it's best to use some lube when inserting the banana.

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A real treat, though it's best to use some lube when inserting the banana.

I think that donut has crabs.

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Keeping the donuts thread alive.

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Do not ask those questions again! You will be opening that gapping hole opened by Mish & Ivan! Gabs had her fair end contribution!
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