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Old 04-27-2017, 08:14 AM   #26
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"I used to be a wise man, but a woman made me a chump."

From "Chump Man Blues" by Blind Blake (1929)


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Weird AL is doing one of his versions of the song called "Trump Man Blues". Sure to go platinum in the Newsroom charts.
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And when the clients are evicted
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And pockets all that he's collected

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Old 04-28-2017, 10:12 AM   #28
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Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!!
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:25 PM   #29
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Old 05-01-2017, 11:57 AM   #30
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Old 05-03-2017, 10:42 AM   #31
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That's wrapped around my throat
Wash my mouth with soap
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Days of speed and slow time Mondays
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls

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Old 05-08-2017, 10:04 PM   #33
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"Oh, darling, make it go...make it go away"

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Old 05-08-2017, 11:56 PM   #34
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There's been some hard feelings here
About some words that were said
There's been some hard feelings here
And what is more
There's been a bloody purple nose
And some bloody purple clothes
That were messing up the lobby floor
It's just apartment house rules
So all you 'partment fools
Remember : one man's ceiling
is another man's floor
Remember: one man's ceiling
is another man's floor

There's been some strange goin's on
And some folks have come and gone
And the elevator man don't work no more
I heard a racket in the hall
And I thought 1 heard a fall
But I never opened up my door
It's just apartment house sense
It's like apartment rents
Remember : one man's ceiling
is another man's floor
Remember: one man's ceiling
is another man's floor

And there's an alley
in the back of my building
Where some people congregate in shame
I was walking with mv dog
And the night was black with smog
When I thought I heard somebody
Call my name
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:08 AM   #35
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:26 AM   #36
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Me so horny
Me luv you long time...
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Old 05-09-2017, 12:31 AM   #37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI0No3anCtc

Just the first verse and chorus...

Postcards and letters
And pictures made to last forever
To be boxed up and tossed away
Knickknacks and souvenirs
In an afternoon, they're out of here
They'll disappear without a trace
But what they mean to me
Can never be replaced

I can't unthink about you
I can't unfeel your touch
I can't unhear all the words
Unsay all the things
That used to mean so much
I wish I could unremember
Everything my heart's been through
I'm finding out it's impossible to do
Oh, it's no use
I can't unlove you
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Old 05-09-2017, 09:17 PM   #38
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This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)
Talking Heads

Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me round
I feel numb - born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It's ok I know nothing's wrong... nothing

Hi yo I got plenty of time
Hi yo you got light in your eyes
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up and say goodnight... say good night

Home - is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I come home - she lifted up her wings
I guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time
Before we were born
If someone asks, this where I'll be... where I'll be

Hi yo
We drift in and out
Hi yo
Sing into my mouth
Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home and,
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head
Ah ooh
ve me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head
Ah ooh

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Old 05-09-2017, 09:28 PM   #39
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Old 05-12-2017, 11:45 AM   #40
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For the ploughboy lads are gay braw lads
They'll court you and deceive you
So maids take care and ye beware
Of the young men in the gloamin oh ...
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I just want to feel...safe in my own skin
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I walk a mile in your shoes
And now I'm a mile away
And I've got your shoes
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I love the 'she walked in through the out door' line of Raspberry Beret because it's a spot on, but unique way to describe someone. But I really love all the lyrics to that song. It's genuine, pure, simple, and sexual. A perfect day of perfect memories.

Raspberry Beret
Prince & the Revolution

Yeah

I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I was a bit too leisurely

Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door

She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her

Built like she was
She had the nerve to ask me
If I planned to do her any harm
So, look here
I put her on the back of my bike
And we went riding
Down by old man Johnson's farm

I said now, overcast days never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed
She wasn't to bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how to get her kicks

She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her

The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof
And the horses wonder who you are
Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees
You feel like a movie star

Listen
They say the first time ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance to do it all again
I wouldn't change a stroke
'Cause baby I'm the most
With a girl as fine as she was then

The kind you find (The kind you find)
The kind you find (In a second hand store)
Oh no no
(Raspberry beret)
(And if it was warm)
Where have all the raspberry women gone?
Yeah (Raspberry beret)

I think I, I think I, I think I love her

No no no
No no no (The kind you find)
(In a second hand store)
(Raspberry beret)
Tell me
Where have all the raspberry women gone? (And if it was warm she)
(Wouldn't wear much more)
(Raspberry beret)]
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Mother Mary comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom,
Let it be.

And in my hour of darkness,
she is standing right in front of me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Let it be.
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It seems she's always paying for a debt she's never owed
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For me it happens all the time
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