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Old 10-30-2009, 02:35 PM   #126
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Old 10-30-2009, 02:36 PM   #127
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my daughter... and her not getting what she wanted in the mail..
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:16 PM   #128
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my kitty was hiding in the closet and she startled me.
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Old 10-30-2009, 04:18 PM   #129
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His responses to my posts... although I think he missed one that needs a response...
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:19 PM   #130
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:22 PM   #131
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:53 PM   #132
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:08 PM   #133
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:09 PM   #134
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #135
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She did that to me too... I'll get working on that theme week...
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #136
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:15 PM   #137
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Denver got beat...I laughed so hard I almost peed!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:20 PM   #138
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:24 PM   #139
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:26 PM   #140
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Awwww....... sweet. I miss those days.
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:00 PM   #143
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:17 PM   #144
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I did...sometimes I just crack myself up..
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getting "lost" at Lockheed... who knew medical was actually a part of the hangar... and all the really helpful guys that suddenly appeared to help me find my way... only for me to get lost yet again.. hahaha... you had to be there to appreciate the LOL moment
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Lots of things today made me laugh & smile
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:27 PM   #148
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my boss farted...really LOUD!!!...in a very serious meeting...OMFG...I think I busted a vein trying not to laugh.
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my boss farted...really LOUD!!!...in a very serious meeting...OMFG...I think I busted a vein trying not to laugh.
LMAO!! OMG when people fart at work I turn into a five year old. Last week someone did that in a meeting...a VERY serious...very large girl. And she was so embarrassed and said excuse me but I cracked up. I was TRYING no to laugh but people that take themselves sooo serious and then fart is the best comedy ever.

That and when people fall down.

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LMAO!! OMG when people fart at work I turn into a five year old. Last week someone did that in a meeting...a VERY serious...very large girl. And she was so embarrassed and said excuse me but I cracked up. I was TRYING no to laugh but people that take themselves sooo serious and then fart is the best comedy ever.

That and when people fall down.

Does that make me evil?
No, your pumpkin snatch makes you evil...

The best part about the meeting, my boss is an Anne Taylor suit wearing Mercedes driving poser who thinks her vagina should be a national monument...and the fart was in front of NASA's associate director. I think her promotion has just been postponed.
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