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Old 06-01-2017, 05:28 PM   #326
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Old 06-01-2017, 08:13 PM   #327
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Old 06-01-2017, 08:14 PM   #328
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Old 06-08-2017, 07:41 PM   #329
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I learned today that an "eargasm" is the sensation one gets from putting their finger in their ear and wiggling it. Apparently I've been missing out.

Missed the movie part......must have been distracted. Still was funny.

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Old 06-08-2017, 09:37 PM   #330
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I learned today that an "eargasm" is the sensation one gets from putting their finger in their ear and wiggling it. Apparently I've been missing out.

Missed the movie part......must have been distracted. Still was funny.
And yet...that actually is the name of a movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425964/
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Old 06-08-2017, 09:43 PM   #331
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And yet...that actually is the name of a movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425964/
Hahahahaha

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Old 06-30-2017, 04:27 PM   #332
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:33 PM   #333
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Old 07-04-2017, 03:48 PM   #334
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Old 07-04-2017, 04:00 PM   #335
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:14 PM   #336
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:54 PM   #337
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:59 PM   #338
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Old 07-05-2017, 03:35 PM   #339
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Old 07-05-2017, 03:38 PM   #340
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:07 PM   #342
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:55 PM   #343
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Old 10-06-2017, 01:13 PM   #344
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Old 11-09-2017, 07:14 AM   #345
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