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Old 01-10-2018, 09:47 PM   #1751
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Old 01-26-2018, 08:44 PM   #1752
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Old 03-18-2018, 03:06 AM   #1753
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Pigs..... just saying.....
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Old 03-22-2018, 01:00 PM   #1754
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Old 03-22-2018, 01:08 PM   #1755
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Pigs..... just saying.....
Hey! I resent that....and..ummm..hey, how you doooeennn
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Old 03-22-2018, 01:15 PM   #1756
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Old 04-16-2018, 12:25 PM   #1757
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:06 AM   #1758
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:33 PM   #1759
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:37 PM   #1760
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when she says "i only bite a little"
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:23 PM   #1761
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Shit that doesn’t seem to phase me enough to refrain from doing wrong, stupid and crazy stuff.
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:24 PM   #1762
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Shit that doesn’t seem to phase me enough to refrain from doing wrong, stupid and crazy stuff.
that's called "being human"
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:30 PM   #1763
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that's called "being human"
THIS!

This made me smile.

I don’t even have anything snarky to say. Leaving it untouched.
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:31 PM   #1764
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:32 PM   #1765
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THIS!

This made me smile.

I don’t even have anything snarky to say. Leaving it untouched.
I love you too lass
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:37 PM   #1766
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Lots of things....

What free agents the Lakers will pick up...

Who my kids decide to date...

Will I lose my sex appeal when I get Alzheimer’s in my old age? I guess I won’t care cuz I won’t know...
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:39 PM   #1767
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Lots of things....

What free agents the Lakers will pick up...

Who my kids decide to date...

Will I lose my sex appeal when I get Alzheimer’s in my old age? I guess I won’t care cuz I won’t know...
you're 38 dude...where's the "how many times can she make my cock stand up in 1 hr:" worry???

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Old 06-16-2018, 01:46 PM   #1768
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you're 38 dude...where's the "how many times can she make my cock stand up in 1 hr:" worry???

That’s under the phrase “Lots of things” .... but at the bottom of that list... in between the extra wrinkles and eyesight worry....

Where does that rank on your nervous list?
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Old 06-16-2018, 01:53 PM   #1769
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That’s under the phrase “Lots of things” .... but at the bottom of that list... in between the extra wrinkles and eyesight worry....

Where does that rank on your nervous list?
Right at the "omg she has no shirton" level

So none
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you're 38 dude...where's the "how many times can she make my cock stand up in 1 hr:" worry???

I am not touching this. *Backs away*
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:00 PM   #1771
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:01 PM   #1772
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so you don't touch cocks anymore?


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Like you Amonte my guess is that she is not out of the touching cocks business...maybe just more selective...
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Like you Amonte my guess is that she is not out of the touching cocks business...maybe just more selective...
selective?!?!? but there's so many cocks!
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Old 06-16-2018, 02:08 PM   #1775
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