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Old 01-12-2018, 09:41 PM   #726
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:18 PM   #727
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a bad snowstorm like t his
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:26 PM   #728
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:57 PM   #729
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Eating Taco Bell ugh never again.
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:11 AM   #730
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:04 PM   #731
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:47 PM   #732
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Old 01-18-2018, 06:35 PM   #733
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Old 01-19-2018, 05:08 PM   #734
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getting your thang stuck in the zipper

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Old 01-19-2018, 08:16 PM   #735
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Living in the south during winter and there has been snow and ice 3 friggin times this year. OMG I'm dying I need to move to south america oir some shit.
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:31 PM   #736
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Dix reposting old boobs


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Old 01-19-2018, 08:45 PM   #737
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Fresh boobs for you MOFO
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:45 PM   #738
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:38 PM   #739
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:42 PM   #740
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Old 01-19-2018, 10:48 PM   #741
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Old 01-19-2018, 11:15 PM   #742
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Old 01-19-2018, 11:51 PM   #743
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Old 01-20-2018, 01:02 AM   #744
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Old 01-20-2018, 01:45 AM   #745
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:03 AM   #746
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Exactly! Monday thru Friday I'm dragging ass but today I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed at 6am!
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Exactly! Monday thru Friday I'm dragging ass but today I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed at 6am!
It might have been because my alarm went off at 5am and I was too out of it to that turn it off and kept snoozing it instead. Then I realize H had the nice and fluffy pillows and my was hard and flat. Fixed that issue. THEN...I realized my bra was still on and I had to pee and was thirsty....which lead me to...ehhhh fuck it...Iím awake. lol Gotta be up soon anyway to hand hold the man child and my youngest to the dentist anyway or heíll never go. Time to go get coffee wasted.
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