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Old 02-07-2008, 11:00 AM   #76
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My thoughts...........is it me or is it her.....
OK maybe it was a little of both. OK maybe it was a little of both at the same time. Damn you caught me. I usually hate getting caught with my pants down, but in your case I would love to get caught with my pants down!
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:25 PM   #77
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Thought I need a new razor, I really don't like the current one. Need to pick up some more shampoo. I really dwelled on the fact that I wish I could use Nair on my hoohaw, but since I am allergic to it, I decided I didn't want hives down there...
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:34 PM   #78
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Thought I need a new razor, I really don't like the current one. Need to pick up some more shampoo. I really dwelled on the fact that I wish I could use Nair on my hoohaw, but since I am allergic to it, I decided I didn't want hives down there...
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:35 PM   #79
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Thought I need a new razor, I really don't like the current one. Need to pick up some more shampoo. I really dwelled on the fact that I wish I could use Nair on my hoohaw, but since I am allergic to it, I decided I didn't want hives down there...


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And the smell of Nair is enough for me to not use it on my vah jay jay
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:53 PM   #80
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And the smell of Nair is enough for me to not use it on my vah jay jay
Amen, Nair is a bad mix for me, I wouldn't be able to walk for a week, it would swell the size of cantaloupe down there and smell like Nair.... haha.. Not to mention the itching......... never mind, TMI!!!
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:55 PM   #81
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Amen, Nair is a bad mix for me, I wouldn't be able to walk for a week, it would swell the size of cantaloupe down there and smell like Nair.... haha.. Not to mention the itching......... never mind, TMI!!!




I swear to goddddddddddddd,this is the funniest thing I've read so far!!!
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:56 PM   #82
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Posts like that make me happy with the twig and berries


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I swear to goddddddddddddd,this is the funniest thing I've read so far!!!
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:58 PM   #83
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just don't put Bengay down there......
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:00 PM   #84
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Ouch............ that makes me pucker...



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Old 02-07-2008, 05:25 PM   #85
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And the smell of Nair is enough for me to not use it on my vah jay jay
That is so funny that you call it your vah jay jay! Don't ask me why but the local rock station here always calls it the Sinjaya. It is hilarious! Every time they are about to say the word this woman says in a sultry voice sinjaya.
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That is so funny that you call it your vah jay jay! Don't ask me why but the local rock station here always calls it the Sinjaya. It is hilarious! Every time they are about to say the word this woman says in a sultry voice sinjaya.



LOL ...too funny




Vagina makes it sound like it's ugly, mines pretty ,so I call her vah jay jay
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:45 PM   #87
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Vagina makes it sound like it's ugly, mines pretty ,so I call her vah jay jay
I bet it is! I tend to get a little dirty if you haven't noticed. I hope that's OK?
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I bet it is! I tend to get a little dirty if you haven't noticed. I hope that's OK?




You get as dirty as you need to!!
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Old 02-07-2008, 06:00 PM   #89
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Don't forget Naughty, it just goes hand in hand with Dirty..


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Don't forget Naughty, it just goes hand in hand with Dirty..




Yeah, naughty too............



He is a very naughty boy,which makes me think of dirty thoughts
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Yeah, naughty too............



He is a very naughty boy,which makes me think of dirty thoughts
I am such a bad influence aren't I?
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I am such a bad influence aren't I?



All I can say is, you are quite an influence, but nothing bad at all
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Old 12-28-2017, 07:48 PM   #93
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Usually work unless someone is in the shower with me
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For about the last five minutes I was thinking "I don't want to get out, because its too freaking cold on that tile"
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No thoughts, it's not shower day for at least 4 more days.
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I can go back to bed in a mere 14 hours
Who did I dispatch to what job
I wonder if the young 'un will bother to come to work today
Did I condition my hair?
I need to find a new endo asap
I can't believe it's been almost 5 years
Will the wind howl today?
Since they closed the interstate, when will he get home
Wait... did I use conditioner???
I should lay out some burger for supper
Ohhhh....I need to check rates and availability
Where's my ring...I just know that bastard stole it
Don't forget to call the shop
Well hell, I might as well put more conditioner in, or did I already??
How much snow this weekend?
Man, I should shave my legs
Spring is 4 months away, I'll wait until then
Mmmm... I'm having banana bread for breakfast
Rinse the conditioner out ya dumbass
Damn, I think I dozed off there for a minute
Ok, time to stop dilly dallying and get ready for work already
It's gonna be a loonnnnnnnngggg day!!
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:47 AM   #98
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That interview went very very well!
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