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Old 11-14-2018, 04:30 PM   #18026
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Yes I had, and there's a different one also on the weekend

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Old 11-14-2018, 04:31 PM   #18027
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mmmmmm




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Old 11-14-2018, 04:37 PM   #18028
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That's what I'm aiming at

TNPTP wants to compete in the show 'em thread
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Old 11-14-2018, 05:50 PM   #18029
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I've been too active there lately.


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Old 11-15-2018, 08:21 AM   #18030
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I do not believe I have 5. Maybe 2


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Old 02-07-2019, 08:05 AM   #18031
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Nope

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Old 02-07-2019, 09:35 AM   #18032
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I am good with the winter, this is just a little much

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Old 02-07-2019, 09:45 AM   #18033
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I have to work (but will still be here in my mind)

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Old 02-07-2019, 09:53 AM   #18034
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Only because I can focus on hockey!! I love football, both NFL and CFL

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Old 02-07-2019, 10:19 AM   #18035
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He is very appreciative (especially for being brought in by all of you) for many things.

TNPTP would say "Been there, done that" about themselves
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:12 AM   #18036
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If that means “experienced” then in life lessons, very!

Tnptp has a special weekend planned
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:15 AM   #18037
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Not yet, but the week is only beginning

Tnptp .. has a slow week this week
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Old 02-12-2019, 07:32 AM   #18038
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Ummmm no! Insane is my way of life for a few more weeks!

Tnptp is dreaming of the next thing on the bucket list
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Old 02-12-2019, 09:46 AM   #18039
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Always

TNPTP has finally got the bucket list down to a small pail?
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Old 04-16-2019, 10:13 PM   #18040
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No, alas, my bucket list keeps growing and I'm not doing much to cross things off

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Old 04-17-2019, 03:38 AM   #18041
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Very, very seldom

TNPTP has time off over Easter?
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Old 04-17-2019, 02:04 PM   #18042
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Nope. On a plane back to NoCal.

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Old 04-17-2019, 03:06 PM   #18043
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Not really....

TNPTP skipped their shower today
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Old 05-24-2019, 01:39 PM   #18044
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Nope

TNPTP has a weekend away planned!!
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Old 05-24-2019, 02:37 PM   #18045
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Nope

TNPTP has been a member longer than me
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Old 06-14-2019, 03:39 PM   #18046
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Nope

TNPTP has a shelf of plastic tubs that have mismatched lids and fall out of the cupboard on a regular basis....
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Old 06-15-2019, 01:21 PM   #18047
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Not a chance, too OCD for that!

TNPTP has an exciting evening planned
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Old Yesterday, 03:27 AM   #18048
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Not yet, but that's a good thought.
Tnptp ... has had nice weather for the past few days
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Old Yesterday, 05:03 AM   #18049
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No....been enjoying festie mud

TNPTP can play an instrument
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Old Today, 04:59 AM   #18050
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Nope .. I have tried though
Tnptp .. Has big plans for the weekend
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